BOB's definitions

lamf

lame ass mother fucker. heard it back in the late 70s. seemed to derive from the Punk movement.

Eric: Did you see Seth last night at the party?

Mitch: Yeah. He was a real lamf.

by Bob October 5, 2004

tps reports

Most commonly known to the average worker as a Totally Pointless Stuff Report, management views these as

Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.

by BoB December 23, 2003

Duff man

Someone who takes it up the Duffer

John is a Duff Man

by bob May 23, 2004

sloppy lilipad

Is when you have a blowout on a lilipad.

Holy Shit I just made that lilipad a sloppy lilipad

by bob March 15, 2003

Queef

a fart from the vigina

mike queef!!

by bob May 20, 2004

Wisconsin

Good beer, everyone makes it at home.

by Bob August 14, 2003

urkel

to have a wet dream

shit i just urkeled all over my bed

by Bob July 16, 2003