BLeH's definitions

parking Nazi

The ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available place to park; commonly found on college campuses

What do you mean the parking Nazi ticketed me? I was only parked here for five minutes!

by Bleh November 23, 2002

MTV

A really shitty channel that has always sucked. Back when they played music it still sucked. If you have ever liked MTV, you might just be a LOSER.

Remember when MTV played videos?

Yea, I do.

Those were the days.

What are you talking abotu? The music was still SHIT.

by BLeh July 23, 2003

Selection

A wizard from the popular mmorpg Rangnarok Online. Newb

"AMAGAD Halp!!!"

by Bleh June 30, 2004

lacuna coil

An amazing gothic metal group from italy, but most lyrics are in english. Fronted by Cristina Scabbia, whos got an amazing voice. They're performing at Ozzfest and may be opening for P.O.D.
There guitaring is decent, but on there last CD *Comalies* they overdid it on the keyboarding. There song Heavens A Lie has been played occasionaly on MTV2 but I've only seen it once. They definitly have the potential to make it in north america

Lacuna coil kicks ass

by Bleh April 18, 2004

cakalusa

-an A-list celebrity on Xanga
(www.xanga.com/cakalusa)
-most of his entries got featured.
-his entries are hella funny
-he is humorous
-he is hot

hundreds of eprops keep flowing on his site everyday!

by bleh April 22, 2005

shanghainese

The language natively spoken in Shanghai, China. Unintelligable from the official language, Mandarin Chinese. The ability to speak Shanghainese with flare makes one a true urbanite in this metropolis. The native Shanghainese generally have a lower opinion of other Chinese those who don't speak the language.

"Ni jian shang hai hua ma?" in Mandarin is "Nong gahng zahng heh wu va?" in Shanghainese.

by bleh July 6, 2004

dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation

That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.

by Bleh November 23, 2002