YesterFriday

When you've had more than your fair share of cocktails on a Saturday night and into Sunday morning. You're trying to articulate a story about something that happened on Friday and mid-sentence, you realize that since it's now Sunday, Friday isn't yesterday. You then try to be cool by blending Yesterday and Friday.

Thanks for filling my glass of wine for the 10th time. That reminds me about a delicious Malbec that I had yester...uh Friday...YesterFriday.

by BLT85022 May 03, 2019

Fruiting

To go on a man hunt for some action.

I was feeling randy, so went out to the gay bar to go Fruiting. I came home Alone, as all the fruits were either bitter or dried up and wrinkled.

by BLT85022 June 29, 2019

Whoredrobe

A woman's wardrobe that is highly focused on skimpy and too tight clothing items, regardless of the physique under the clothes. The whoredrobe is often accentuated with big hair, excessive amounts of jewelry, much of which is intentionally placed to draw ones eye toward exposed cleavage, and Fuck Me Pumps FMPs.

Did you see that cougar at the trade show? She had a different slutty outfit for each day. I've never seen such an assortment of tight revealing tops, mini skirts and FMPs. I bet she works a side job at the Lusty Lady to fund her slutty clothing addiction. She must travel with a steamer trunk to manage her whoredrobe.

by BLT85022 September 19, 2019

Redacted

To disappear or go into hiding.

The pool water was 68 degrees, and when I jumped in, my balls redacted into my stomach.

by BLT85022 April 24, 2019

Whorenicopia

The Thanksgiving guest who gets totally wasted and can't keep from trying to lure unsuspecting party goers into compromising situations.

Look at that Whorenicopia. She's waiting for the wine and tryptophan to kick in before using a pumpkin pie to lure any young buck into her boudoir.

by BLT85022 November 04, 2011

LibMo

A liberal homosexual. Often found in urban settings, coastal states, gay bars and circuit parties.

Did you see that LibMo? The only thing straight about him is that he votes straight-ticket Democrat.

by BLT85022 August 01, 2019

AARP

AARP is for the American Association of Revolution Pilots, and to recognize all of those aviators who risked their lives flying during the Revolutionary War. It's an organization that came out of hiding on July 4, 2019 when our sitting President flubbed yet another speech, in which he referred to the Revolutionary War, in June of 1775, "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant."

Now that the secret is out that we had airports in 1775, all the history books have to be re-written to include AARP. I bet he thinks Jimmy Hoffa was abducted during the Revolutionary War too.

by BLT85022 July 05, 2019