BIG J's definitions

Hogwarts

Where my gay lover Harry loves to spend his time when I smooch on him because he is my hot hunny buns.

"I received my first STD at Hogwarts with Harry."

by Big J December 17, 2004

global-local

a Kritik that owns you

"Yeah, they ran global-local. It owned us."

by Big J November 5, 2003

head busta

a really big ass line of cocaine that when taken feels like your fuckin head is gonna bust!

drop me a head busta im drug and need an upper.

by BIG J January 24, 2005

K by the bay

Kingsborough Community College, loacted in Brooklyn NY and surrounded on three sides by different bodies of water. www.kbcc.edu

Do your home work or you'll be going to K by the bay.

by Big J August 12, 2006

Swiff boat

1. What John Kerry fled from his fellow soldiers in.
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!

That bitch swallowed all of my Swiff boat.

by Big J September 5, 2004

scruck

mix between screw and fuck for those who are too lazy to use both and thus combine insults

scruck you bitch

by Big J February 16, 2004

chicago piano

1920's big-city term when mobsters refered to their tommy guns as "pianos" Al Capones and Bugs Morans gangs went to the mattresses with their chicago pianos.

old lady: what do you gentlemen have in those cases, violins?
mobster: no ma'am their our pianos, and we get paid well for playing them

by BIG J February 3, 2005