BErt's definitions

melonite

See wordGeeword

by Bert March 26, 2003

asshole

a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self

"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole!"

by bert December 13, 2004

killer head

blow job done very well, way beyond the normal blow job, sometimes done by professionals

Man that stripper at the club gave me some killer head

by bert February 16, 2004

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003

doke

a cigarette, specifically a Marlboro

I'm about to step outside and get a doke.

by Bert May 13, 2005

Fart Locker

this term has been brought to my attention

as meaning a hot girls ass. Example: check out the fart locker on that bitch!

by bert April 10, 2005

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004