BErt's definitions

Fart Locker

this term has been brought to my attention

as meaning a hot girls ass. Example: check out the fart locker on that bitch!

by bert April 10, 2005

killer head

blow job done very well, way beyond the normal blow job, sometimes done by professionals

Man that stripper at the club gave me some killer head

by bert February 16, 2004

melonite

See wordGeeword

by Bert March 26, 2003

Shire

the same thing as sure just sounds better

wanna go get some chicken? shire dude

by bert October 30, 2003

green sticky

weed, marijuana, dope

Yo roll up that green sticky, I got the blunt.

by bert January 9, 2004

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003

roomba

this kewl little robot, him go around vacuum house for u

o shi roomba u vacuum up my bag of meth ;(((((((

by bert January 28, 2004