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melonite

See wordGeeword
by Bert March 26, 2003
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asshole

a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self
"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole!"
by bert December 13, 2004
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killer head

blow job done very well, way beyond the normal blow job, sometimes done by professionals
Man that stripper at the club gave me some killer head
by bert February 16, 2004
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Essex

essex is da tits ov england
essex rules
i no its totally tits!!
by bert September 24, 2003
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doke

a cigarette, specifically a Marlboro
I'm about to step outside and get a doke.
by Bert May 13, 2005
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Fart Locker

this term has been brought to my attention
as meaning a hot girls ass. Example: check out the fart locker on that bitch!
by bert April 10, 2005
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assnee

He's got a nasty case of assne
by bert December 13, 2004
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