English Medicine Cabinet

1. N.- A medicine cabinet which is located or originates from England.

2. V.- When a man successfully attempts to insert both of his testicles in the anus of a man or woman. Variations, see:English Pharmacy
1. That's a stunning English medicine cabinet!

2. Then the bastard tried to pull an English medicine cabinet on me!
by Bexxx May 01, 2004
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skull punch

These mother fuckers wouldn't stop talkin shit so I skull punched em.
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Icey Mike

n. - The act of ejaculating into an ice cube tray and letting the semen freeze thoroughly, then using the ejaculate ice cubes in an unsuspecting guests drink.
man #1 - Let's pull an icey mike on Joe! He's coming over in 3 hours!

man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!
by Bexxx June 02, 2004
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Ethiopian Can Opener

n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.

v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.
- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!
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snow storm

1. N.- Traditionally referred to as Bukkake. When mutiple men stand around one woman and repeatedly ejactulate onto her face. see snowstorm

2. N.- Heavy snow fall.
1. Look at that bitch caught in a snow storm! Asian porn is weird!

2. Looks like the snow storm cut the power!
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Sloozer

n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.
man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 - Really where's she from?

man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.

man #2 - Really?

man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 - nice.
by Bexxx June 02, 2004
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English Pharmacy

1. N.- A pharmacy located in the country of England.

2. V.- When a man successfully attempts inserting both his penis and testicles into another man or woman's anus. Variation, see: English Medicine Cabinet
1. My they have such a wide selection at the local English pharmacy.

2. Fuck that, I'm only trying that English Pharmacy thing once!
by Bexxx May 01, 2004
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