BERNIE's definitions

hoax

1 Transtive/Verb
to trick into believing or accepting as genuine something false and often preposterous.
2: Noun
1 : an act intended to trick or dupe : IMPOSTURE
2 : something accepted or established by fraud or fabrication

It has been said that say the "Kennedy Assassination" was a "Hoax"

by Bernie May 13, 2005

beef

Subject of conversation

what is your beef?

by Bernie September 24, 2003

stanky

extremelly smelly, not just of the nasty kind.

Nasty: "I couldn't fuck her because the odor of her stanky taco filled the room and brought tears to my eyes."
Not-So-Nasty: "Let me hit that stanky dank, please." mmmmmm.......

by Bernie June 11, 2006

Stone

Another word for Sex, or bone. Normally said with a minnesoatan accent.

Hey I got stoned this weekend!!

Hey, I wanna stone ya!!

by Bernie April 5, 2005

mred

Mr Ed as in TV fame
an intelligent Horse

who's ever heard of a talking horse
I am Mr Ed

by Bernie May 30, 2003

quit it

What you say when you want someone to stop what they're doing.

Bart! Quit It!

by Bernie April 23, 2004

nirvana

A raucous band of mostly dead people today's youth seem to look up to. this has created a cult where the word Nirvana is written on every 12year olds school bag/ pencil case.

by Bernie September 24, 2003