BEN's definitions

cinematics

Cinematics means getting the atmosphere of watching a film, like in the cinemas.

"Lets close the curtains and get some popcorn" to make the cinematics

by Ben September 7, 2005

Tougias

(Noun,Verb,Adjective) A mistake causing someone to yell Tougias.

O my god why dont you just go ahead and tougias yourself.
Shes being the biggest tougias.

by Ben May 7, 2005

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 3, 2005

bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees

my brother beat the bejesus out of me

by Ben June 12, 2003

ya mam

yamamis da best on toast with cheese on top u gay

hows ya mam
the best

by ben January 31, 2005

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

by ben January 7, 2005

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.

maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.

by ben August 21, 2003