golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

teh

Another pathetic chat room misspelling. 'Teh' is commonly used by fucking retards who think they're cool because they made up their own word. Anyone who spells 'the' t-e-h is a fucking faggot.

Stupid gay wanskta kid: "Yo, I'm teh shit."
Smart kid: "Fuck off you fucking ass licking rectal infection."

by Beavis December 29, 2004

aks

A mispronunciation of the word "ask." Commonly used by African-American's.

Black guy: Yo G Homie! Get ova herr! I gotta aks you a question!

by Beavis December 21, 2004

azz

A mispelling of the word ass. Wiggers and wanksters commonly use this term along with "tha" and "hoe".

If you ever want to look like a retard spell ass with z's.
"Dur, you're an azz".

by Beavis November 10, 2004

turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 27, 2004

fat-e

a big fucking queer who lives in hamilton, ohio

fat-e, suck my dick you faggot

by beavis March 17, 2003

beavis song

Its a mad cap song about beavis.. some dude with a big head which is controled by a monkey. (visit www.beavissong.tk)

Beavis you big headed fool.. did you hear your song yet

by beavis April 10, 2005