BATMAN's definitions

Belvedere

A town with ABSOLUTELY nothing to do...sometimes reffered to as Belvequeer

"There is nothing to do in Belvequeer"

by Batman March 6, 2005

rubber necker

Person who cranes, stains or otherwise awkwardly turns their head and stares while passing the scene of something interesting (usually morbid in nature).

This is usually seen and performed while driving past the scene of an accident, or any other incident where there are police, firemen or ambulances with lots of flashing lights.

by Batman July 11, 2004

scott savol

Fuckin owned

Best lookin man on the planet

"look its the best looking man on the planet. Fuckin owned

by Batman March 15, 2005

D.K.

An artistic-like individual with a bent towards verbosing loudly and "feeding monkeys".

Your Saab makes you look like a D.K.

by batman April 16, 2006

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

by batman December 12, 2002

Dump

taking a shit

"im gonna go take a dump"

by BATMAN January 7, 2003