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A sexual maneuver whereby the performer procures false identification indicating that he is under the age of 18, the intended purpose being to copulate with underage co-eds.
by batman September 18, 2004
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'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'
'dude! fuck yeah!'
'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'
'dude! fuck yeah!'
by batman March 19, 2005
Get the damp paper towels mug.A furry is a disillusioned person who claims that their own social ineptness is due to an innate link with the animal world rather than the fact that they're ugly and smell of onions.
Like most social outcasts such as anime fans and nerds, Furries believe themselves to be 'unique' and superior to everyone else. In truth, they are no more an animal trapped in a human body than you or I.
Furries dress up in animal costumes and viciously rape one another from behind, which supposedly brings them more in tune with the animal kingdom. This disturbing sexual fetish can, and normally does, subsequently turn them into paedophiles at later stages in life.
Like most social outcasts such as anime fans and nerds, Furries believe themselves to be 'unique' and superior to everyone else. In truth, they are no more an animal trapped in a human body than you or I.
Furries dress up in animal costumes and viciously rape one another from behind, which supposedly brings them more in tune with the animal kingdom. This disturbing sexual fetish can, and normally does, subsequently turn them into paedophiles at later stages in life.
by batman June 10, 2005
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2. I've gots the mad game yo'!
3. quittin' on me? that's a sign of no game!
2. I've gots the mad game yo'!
3. quittin' on me? that's a sign of no game!
by Batman February 21, 2003
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Get the furry mug.1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.
by batman July 1, 2004
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