BATMAN's definitions

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 5, 2003

Chazabuk

(Noun) - A Domesticated Animal that has the ability to assume human form, play online video games for hours on end, say pointless inane movie quotes and annoy hard working individuals.

Charles (A.K.A Superman) - A perfect example of what happens when wild uncontrollable Chazabuk's like these get introduced into a college where hard work and study are encouraged, it only see's the fun and destroys it.

by Batman November 20, 2003

absofuckinlutely

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

by Batman November 9, 2001

Southside Salcedo

A sexual maneuver whereby the performer procures false identification indicating that he is under the age of 18, the intended purpose being to copulate with underage co-eds.

The counselor pulled a Southside Salcedo at the summer camp.

by batman September 18, 2004

damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)

'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'

by batman March 19, 2005

megahizzle

Slang term for megaHertz (mHz).

...seven tre tre megahizzle microprizzle...

by Batman January 5, 2004

furry

A furry is a disillusioned person who claims that their own social ineptness is due to an innate link with the animal world rather than the fact that they're ugly and smell of onions.

Like most social outcasts such as anime fans and nerds, Furries believe themselves to be 'unique' and superior to everyone else. In truth, they are no more an animal trapped in a human body than you or I.

Furries dress up in animal costumes and viciously rape one another from behind, which supposedly brings them more in tune with the animal kingdom. This disturbing sexual fetish can, and normally does, subsequently turn them into paedophiles at later stages in life.

miaow miaow I'm a cat, lick my ass

by batman June 10, 2005