Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

yak

The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.

"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"

yak by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

T'ree-fi'ty 

Three dollars and fifty cents. Generally used to distract the Loch Ness Monster.

That damn Loch Ness Monster, he wants to come and get my t'ree-fi'ty!

T'ree-fi'ty by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Hen 

An annoying old fart, namely: your mother.

Your mother was a hen.

Hen by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Invader Zim 

The greatest televison animation to hit the Earth. Invader Zim is also the named of the main character, a doom-bringing alien who is 'very small.'

"No Invader has ever been so small... you're small Zim... you're tiny..."

Invader Zim by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

ascii

excellent way of expression artistic talent by using computer-generated symbols to make images, by collecting them together.

Simple Ascii:

(>_<)<I AM CARTMAN, GOD DAMN IT!)

ascii by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

SPOON 

1. An object a woman might shove up her anus for pleasure.
2. Used to smite imbecilian folk.

1. Stick that spoon in me baby, yeah.
2. Fear the wrath of my spoon, Yankee!

SPOON by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

steep 

An object that slopes. Most probably into your impending doom. DOOM.

I fell down a steep hill into my doom.

steep by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003