Steve Irwin

The stain on Australia's-Personal-Image's underwear. Makes us all look like fricking overactive assclowns.

No, not all Australians say 'Crikey!' and 'mate'. We don't all have a stupid accent. We don't all hunt crocodiles. Yes, we are the descendants of convicts. Yes, we do live in a land of Kangaroos. The fact is, Australias population is majorized in the cities, and most Australians only see Kangaroos in the zoo.

Only those freaky beastiality people fuck Kangaroos, not the rest of us.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 08, 2006

Freedom Fries

Half-assed concoction to get back at the French, thus making Dubbya look more spineless. Perhaps Bush thinks he shall grow a vertebra when he refers to France as 'Stenchland'. Hoy..

Freedom Fries
Freedom Toast
Freedom Letter
Freedom Kiss
Freedom Dictionary
Freedom Horn
Freedom Stick
Freedom Window

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 07, 2003

electricity

What I invented, along with the question mark.

I invented electricity! Ben Franklin is the devil!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 01, 2003

meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

karma

Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves.

Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is bad Karma.

<Neil> Oh no! I dropped the pot of lentils! ... Bad karma!

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

bastardised bottomburp

'dictionary.com' was my 750th definition.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003