ur

Moronic, half-assed spelling or "your" or "you're" used by close-minded, slow chatroom/AOLer individuals who can't type fast enough, and will use the excuse: 'i hav 2 use slang coz i am tokin 2 lots ov pplz unlyk u LOLZ', even though I could talk to several people without using a single abbreviation.
Although these slow-minded turdburglars use it to represent 'u r', or 'you are', it is not spelt the way it would be pronunced. 'Ur' would be pronunced as 'err' or 'uhr', not 'yer' or 'yur'.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003
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vaginal

1. of or relating to the vagina
2. idiotic, bullshitting
1. Your mother is vaginal.
2. This homework is so vaginal.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003
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jelly

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003
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anal

1. Pathetic; lowly; stupidfying; asswise
2. Relating to the anus (anal sex, anal toy, anal disease)
Spending $400 on another persons car? That's not responsible, that's just anal.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 06, 2003
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wasaaaaaaap

Most annoying catch phrase of the new millenium. Only said when greeting someone on the phone but you have nothing to talk about. If said otherwise, it proves your idiocy.
1: Wasaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
1: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
2: So, why'd you call me?
1: No reason.
2: Good gracious!
1: ... Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?

Continues for hours.
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003
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SPOON

1. An object a woman might shove up her anus for pleasure.
2. Used to smite imbecilian folk.
1. Stick that spoon in me baby, yeah.
2. Fear the wrath of my spoon, Yankee!
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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