clock

The act of completing a video game or computer game completely

I clocked Super Mario Shoeshine in 3 days!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

baby juice

Breast milk.

Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Room With A Moose

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.

"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Trogdor

An s-shaped dragon of monstrous proportion, he terrorizes peasants of small villages by burninating their village huts. Trogdor wields a beefy arm coming out of his neck, but he uses it rarely because he is better off simple burninating his meals.

Has anyone noticed how almost all the definitions here are generally identical?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

bai

bastardization of 'Bye,' widely uttered by net whores and chodes

Chloe says:
g2g bai

Chimu says:
Speak english, biatch

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

RATATA

The sound of a man in clogs fiddling on your roof.

<TehRoof> Ratatatatatatatata!
<ManJunt> *pokes roof with broom* Get off my roof, hobo!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003