Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

Oaf 

Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.

"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.

Oaf by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

person yo-yo 

A yo-yo fashioned out of a human. A human on a string.

Billy Joe loves his person yo-yo, it even yelps when you release it!

person yo-yo by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Pachinko 

What hell is PACHINKO!? PACHINKO is had only JAPAN. and most popular gambling
If you don't know, you never Tell about Japanese culture.
Come on! Try this game!

- Engrish Japanese Sign

Pachinko by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

pr0nographic magazine 

A porno, internet style.

I bought some pr0no on teh weekend.

pr0nographic magazine by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

monkey navigated 

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

monkey navigated by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

PHP 

Coding language that creates programs and website-based programs, based <form>s, like in this website. Urban Dictionary uses PHP to let you submit the definitions with a form.

I don't no any PHP, but it's hella useful.

PHP by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

KeeL 

How Ren pronounces 'Kill'

Steempy I weel keel you!

KeeL by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003