nigga ears

what you have if you have no white musicians in your music collection. word originated from chris rock's "i think i love my wife" film

(after looking on the ipod and seeing only Run D.M.C., J-Kwon, R.Kelly, Notorious BIG, 2pac, Jay-Z, and Biz Markie)

"You got some nigga ears"

by b to the rizzle March 26, 2007

Claunt

A combination of uncle and aunt that makes it possible to remove the phrase 'uncle and aunt' from your vocabulary

Old:
Will you be inviting your aunts and uncles to prom?

New:

Will you be inviting your claunts to prom?

by B to the Rizzle March 05, 2007

slapping the bull

masterbating...duh...what else would it mean

-What's the best time to be slapping the bull

by B to the Rizzle March 05, 2007

abercrombie and bitch

Bipolar/ mood swing-y girl/ just a bitch who constantly wears abercrombie/ american eagle/ polo

1: I can't believe we only met 5 minutes ago, marry me!
2: No, i won't i've only known you for 3 days
1: Why do you take things so quickly, why would I marry you, you could be a dipshit! We're like so totally over!
2: You're a frickin' abercrombie and bitch!

by B to the Rizzle March 02, 2007

calcagraphing

word similar to telegraph but means that you're passing notes back and forth on the kind of expensive graphing calculators private middle schools can afford which can write plain english letters (without turning it upside down) to. Calcagraphing is used as a way of communicating which is usually more obvious because of the size of the calculators than passing balled up notes but some people use it anyway.

1:Did u hear about Clair calcagraphing about her boyfriend and how Mr. D found out about it?
2:Yeah I know, she's such a dumbass

by b to the rizzle May 28, 2007

rock talk

People who talk as Chris Rock does in his comedic routines as they do in their regular lives. Those who encounter these who utilize rock talk are sure to have injured ear drums.

"He's been speaking in rock talk for the last 10 days; I never should have bought him that chris rock cd"

by b to the rizzle March 22, 2007

nogotiation

a negotiation where the person who wants something has no chance of getting anything from the person who might give them something (or in this case nothing)

pronounced no-go-tiation

1:I was talking to Andre and I wanted his Bob Marley CD and then he wouldn't give it to me after I offered him my entire CD collection.

2:What a nogotiation

by b to the rizzle April 30, 2007