Austin's definitions

lamez

something that is lame...or undeserving of recongintion...LAMEZ

that movie was so lamez...

by austin November 23, 2003

whateverz

an expression of carelessness or disbelief, indecicive...

you know what i dont care...WHATEVERZ...

by austin November 23, 2003

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

by austin November 18, 2003

united states federal government

a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.

ewww.... I stepped in the united states government

by austin November 14, 2003

peni

multiple weenies

I love peni

by austin November 14, 2003

T.A.D.

tad stands for titties and a dick

Leah Shultz=T.A.D. or That T.A.D.'s name is Leah

by austin November 11, 2003

Scally

A member of the working class in britain who usually wears "Nike TN" hats that are too small for thier head, cutting off circulation to thier brain. Often aggressive in packs, but when confronted in single cells tend to back down or beacome introverted. natural habitat includes street corners, town centers, ect. Can often be spotted looking like the hitler youth, usually wearing jogging bottoms tucked into socks, with boots/nike shox and skinheads. varients include "trendys" who are the more upper-class type of scally wearing FCUK tops. Dialect is only understandable if you are fimiliar with the language, kind of loosely stringed together sentances that miss out some words, see examples below.

got time = can i see your watch so i can steal it

ee arr yo = excuse me old chap

wick-id = smashing!

scran = process of obtaining/eating food substances

raas! = indubidly old bean!

by Austin November 9, 2003