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Definitions by Aunt Tifa Lockhart

butt hunter's emails 

Emails of a butt hunter. Often addressed to buttery males.
"What do you think the biggest issue is of 2020?" I asked.

"Butt hunter's emails," replied the buttery males in unison.

conspiracy fallacy

A fallacy of the form: Conspiracies happen, therefore the conspiracy I believe in is happening.
"An elite globalist cult of Democrats and Hollywood stars is eating babies and harvesting their adrenochrome and the only person who can stop them is Donald Trump"

"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"

"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."

"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"

"Whatever, sheeple."

but Hunter Biden's emails 

The wingnut response to any attempt to bring up Trump's four-year war on the American people. Basically "but her emails" except dumber.
"Donald Trump, the failson of a millionaire, has been doing everything he can to actively sabotage and steal the election for himself and the many members of his family who serve in his administration"

"but Hunter Biden's emails"

Glenn Greenwald 

The level of absurd 4chan politics at which you are willing to think Hunter Biden's alleged emails are a more serious issue than Neo-Nazis.
The guy I dated 10 years ago has gone full Glenn Greenwald

mythomaniac 

A person with a pathological disposition to lying, who does so even when there is no reason to.
Donald Trump is a mythomaniac.

mitch mcconnell 

A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile
House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell

originalism 

A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead
Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets
originalism by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019