Atomik Spongeface's definitions

phantom jam

A traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. No roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. Just a great big traffic jam.

The common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

kabollocks

The way to say "bollocks" without really saying "bollocks" so no one can have a go at you for swearing.

John: That is an absolute load of kabollocks.
Uptight Person: JOHN!
John: What?! I didn't swear!

by Atomik Spongeface August 11, 2008

demon in the sack

Very good in bed; basically, an excellent shag.

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

by Atomik Spongeface August 12, 2008

demon in the sack

A person who is very good in bed.

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

by Atomik Spongeface August 19, 2008

lurkhood

The state of being a lurker, i.e. following the posts on an Internet forum but not posting yourself.

Generic_User: That user Matrix91 used to post funny stuff all the time, but now he seems to have disappeared. He must have descended into lurkhood.

Matrix91: Attention everyone, I've just emerged from lurkhood!

Everyone: Huzzah!

by Atomik Spongeface October 7, 2008

B to the S

Bullshit. Only, a more polite version with more ability to be said in public. Also on forums when you don't mean to cause too much offense.

WTF?! I call B to the S on that.

by Atomik Spongeface August 7, 2008

in before the lock

Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".

OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...

OP+1: In before the lock! ;

Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008