Lurker

Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.

There are ALWAYS more lurkers than registered members.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

lurkhood

The state of being a lurker, i.e. following the posts on an Internet forum but not posting yourself.

Generic_User: That user Matrix91 used to post funny stuff all the time, but now he seems to have disappeared. He must have descended into lurkhood.

Matrix91: Attention everyone, I've just emerged from lurkhood!

Everyone: Huzzah!

by Atomik Spongeface August 12, 2008

emote

Abbreviation of emoticon.

Paul: Hey Dave, check out my new emotes!

Dave: Dude, your emotes suck compared to mine.

Paul: STFU.

by Atomik Spongeface July 11, 2008

kabollocks

The way to say "bollocks" without really saying "bollocks" so no one can have a go at you for swearing.

John: That is an absolute load of kabollocks.
Uptight Person: JOHN!
John: What?! I didn't swear!

by Atomik Spongeface July 17, 2008

demon in the sack

Very good in bed; basically, an excellent shag.

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

by Atomik Spongeface July 18, 2008

demon in the sack

A person who is very good in bed.

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

by Atomik Spongeface July 23, 2008

other half

A long term girlfriend/boyfriend, or your wife/husband. So called because they are very special to you and it is as though they complete you.

Me and my other half went on a night boat trip in Paris last weekend, it was lovely and romantic...

by Atomik Spongeface July 08, 2008