Atom Ekwillz Adam's definitions

Investicles

nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.

He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.

He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.

by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013

masterflatulence

verb The act of flatulence which occurs during an intense mastabatory time resulting in a heightened sexual arousal.

While masturbating right before climax, my anus, blasted, out the biggest fart. Afterwards, My dick got bigger as a result of my masterflatulence.

by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013

The dollar menu

Slang for prostitution

That chicken from high school made the dollar menu and I watched Jamal place an order

by Atom Ekwillz Adam October 13, 2022

infatubate

verb The act of mentally masturbating to ones own image, followed by physical stimulation.

-He infatubates on facebook then goes to the bathroom.

-When Conan O'Brien, gets home does after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate to his show?

by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013

Turtle

noun A name given to sex partner with a hunchback

"I fucked this Turtle the other night."

by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 10, 2013

Guestosterone

1. noun A display either by physical trait, or character, which make testosterone levels easily recognizable.

Q. Do you think that chick's on like beaver tranquilizers or steroids?

A. My Guestosterone says she must be, her mustache is chewbaca-thick.

by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013

Beautyfullest

Beautiful until someone else comes around

She was the beautyfullest until she came around

by Atom Ekwillz Adam October 4, 2022