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Quizosterone

1. Testing a man with scenarios and questions, to come to a conclusion of his character. Women do this when interested, as they want to accept the man, they just need to make sure he maintains congruency between his thoughts, words, and, actions. Men apply tests and scenarios to another man to clarify his approval worthiness, or his level of cool.
1. Dude she's totally into him. She's giving him the quizosterone, and she was asking her friends about him earlier.

2. Her dad totally gave me a quizosterone when I shook his hand. He asked if I knew what it was like to kill a man.
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013
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sexcerise

1. verb A workout designed to be better at sex, or, having so much sex, for such a prolonged time that going to the gym is unnecessary.
Q: Why were you late this morning?

A: I Had an intense sexcerise session.
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013
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Guestosterone

1. noun A display either by physical trait, or character, which make testosterone levels easily recognizable.
Q. Do you think that chick's on like beaver tranquilizers or steroids?

A. My Guestosterone says she must be, her mustache is chewbaca-thick.
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013
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infatubate

verb The act of mentally masturbating to ones own image, followed by physical stimulation.
-He infatubates on facebook then goes to the bathroom.

-When Conan O'Brien, gets home does after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate to his show?
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013
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masterflatulence

verb The act of flatulence which occurs during an intense mastabatory time resulting in a heightened sexual arousal.
While masturbating right before climax, my anus, blasted, out the biggest fart. Afterwards, My dick got bigger as a result of my masterflatulence.
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Infatubate

verb The act of mentally masturbating to ones own image, followed by physical stimulation. This term is mainly applied to the overegoist.
-He infatubates on facebook then goes to the bathroom.

-When Conan O'Brien, gets home after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate, to his show?
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Investicles

nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.
He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.

He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013
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