Investicles

nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.
He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.

He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.
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Turtle

noun A name given to sex partner with a hunchback
"I fucked this Turtle the other night."
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The dollar menu

That chicken from high school made the dollar menu and I watched Jamal place an order
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Quizosterone

1. Testing a man with scenarios and questions, to come to a conclusion of his character. Women do this when interested, as they want to accept the man, they just need to make sure he maintains congruency between his thoughts, words, and, actions. Men apply tests and scenarios to another man to clarify his approval worthiness, or his level of cool.
1. Dude she's totally into him. She's giving him the quizosterone, and she was asking her friends about him earlier.

2. Her dad totally gave me a quizosterone when I shook his hand. He asked if I knew what it was like to kill a man.
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Beautyfullest

She was the beautyfullest until she came around
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sexcerise

1. verb A workout designed to be better at sex, or, having so much sex, for such a prolonged time that going to the gym is unnecessary.
Q: Why were you late this morning?

A: I Had an intense sexcerise session.
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masterflatulence

verb The act of flatulence which occurs during an intense mastabatory time resulting in a heightened sexual arousal.
While masturbating right before climax, my anus, blasted, out the biggest fart. Afterwards, My dick got bigger as a result of my masterflatulence.
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