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mothershitter

1:Idiot; Stupid; Motherfucker; Son of a bitch.

2:A person who do excrements on his own mother after being born.

3:Some baby inside his mother because to do excrements, to do excrements on his mother who can sometimes happen(what most person say will be awful but sometimes happens) .
1:"You're a mothershitter!"
2:"Tom pooped on his mother, wow an mothershitter!"
3:"Oh god it pooped in me, mothershitter fetus!"
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sexxes

what you are doing with your life?
Did you know that sex - xes isn't some live-saving stuff?
sex-xes kinda sounds like sucess, in our communication system
but it's not some key to the universe
for the sucess
the little standard bastardadizer said "latin annus could be inside my poo-poo"
and had (DPA) diarreiac presuomic attack and (OND) obsessive-neuronic disease
after having sexxes (buzzwords funny)
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by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022
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(6 x 9)+(6+9) = 69

is mathematical expression/equation sex that means two

general mathematical symbols or expressions, numbers, etc
√99: What (so)up guys, I was (6 x 9)+(6+9) = 69 with (34,5 x 4)
Plus Symbol (+):What is that??
3:Go to urban dicionary to see lol
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U R BANed from URBAN dictionary

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.
Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:
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96-99

\naɪn sɪx naɪn naɪn\ "nien-six-nien-nien"
-1 Fictional and in its context informal: we all know the "sixtynine" position, it gained its sexual meaning because its decimal representation <69> kinda resembles two people having some intercourse in that position (you know what I'm talking about), so "sixnineninenine" (96-99) represents a sextuation (or sex situation) where there's a relation between the "nine" and the "six" in where they enjoy touching butts, while the '-' in between the <96> and <99> represents a penis or any thing that resembles the visual portion of a sensorial perception of it that connects the "six" and that "nine" that having their ass touched with another "nine"
-2 Math: A notation of a number (decimal for a combination of ninety six and ninety nine)
Context: Bighip, Cock69, PussyHuman & Godick (ofcourse, those aren't their "real names", they're nicknames assigned to them) specially before a party want some DELICIOUS sex like the vast majority of people and since they're bored of just making a convetional 69 (why not?), when they are starting to structuring the position, a tsunami starts in the area they were in, so they have to run, the party is canceled, after the tsunami, they're super horny, so their intution puts them all in a giant bed and they accidentally made it because they were all naked, so they start the sex specifically after someone started dancing in an unspecified location since it while they were sort of lazy, it was still desirable to fuck
Cock69 ("Six"): "Ooooh guys, this sooo hoooot (does the horny face)"
Godick (Last "Nine"): "aah"
Pussy human (Second "Nine"): "Oooooh your dick is so high-quality"
Bighip (First "Nine"): "I fuuuuuuuckin' love y'all!"
(After the sex)
All of the sexual particapants of the story: "What will be the name of this"
PH (Second "Nine"): "Ooooh since you're soo hot and you're dick is so good <3, MATE! Yah should fucking choose, thank you for giving me that horny kind of pleasure babe <3, you're way better than those unnatractive men😈"
(Unnatractive man with sad life hearing the conversation cries (That's so sad for me people please be nice with the unnattractive))
Cock69: "k babe what bout 96-99?"
PH: "PATNER, OOooh this name is so HOOOOT!"
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f**k

"F**k" or "F##k" is a censored version of fuck like "f*ck" or "f***" to make it no offensive, in the Roblox chat is "####", and in the comics is a random combinations of "#", "*", "$", "!", "&", "@", "&", "(" and ")" like @#$%, #!$% and others
Is used for videos not being demonetized on Youtube
Is used to censor curse words in general media
Is used to make you look cooler
Context: They
MinecraftUser23: What will be the video tittle... This game is hard as fuck, yeah looks an awesome tittle!
Types "This game is hard as fuck"

Oh shit with the f-word in the tittle of the video gonna be demonetized... so let's try this
Select text "fuck", press DELETE and then type "f**k"

MinecraftUser23: Oh fuck yeah or this case more like f**k yeah, anyways lets publish the video to the public
MinecraftUser23: Oh i sayed "fuck" during the video and i didn't put a BEEP!
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ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)

Not be confused with OCD, ODD which are real diagnosis rather than something some kid just made-up
ODLD stands for Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder, it refers to a disorder of obssively loving Dream (the minecraft YouTuber)
———Symptoms———
• Dream connected gender or/and orientation (notably: "dreamgender")
• Calling someone who doesn't like dream by (pseudo)slurs
• Prefering dream/drem pragmatic treatment (pronouns)
• Being a dream fanboy on twitter

The world's TikTok big pharma health association stated that "considering modern scientific research on the fields of psychology of ODLD, point to the induction that ODLD affects 1 in 150 people, it is considered about as common as the previous diagnosis of Empathetic Cutie Overload Common Disorder and Dance Cow Friend Condition"
"Lol that motherfucker has ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)!!" ~Uninteligent 23
"Better than Transgender Fucking Disease" ~Some fuck-fuck
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