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sexxes

what you are doing with your life?
Did you know that sex - xes isn't some live-saving stuff?
sex-xes kinda sounds like sucess, in our communication system
but it's not some key to the universe
for the sucess
the little standard bastardadizer said "latin annus could be inside my poo-poo"
and had (DPA) diarreiac presuomic attack and (OND) obsessive-neuronic disease
after having sexxes (buzzwords funny)
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by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022
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Was a definition created by keppp in May 13, 2021 to make the text in Watermelon Sugar, BLUE TEXT
The definition is pretty hated since 34% hated the definition because isn't an actual definition (even if actual definitions are pretty rare compared to definitions like "Nice" or "Mine is small" lol)
_(* ̄0 ̄)ノ -whatever
Yes that was STUPID now read the example:
"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has..." - DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer
LOL LETS DEFINE THAT TO MAKE THE TEXT BLUE!- keppp
UD Editors: ok
And that is why"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has" & "faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." are blue

THE END (sorry)!!
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Beaning

/biniŋ/
Bean + 'ing' / Usually Informal
1. Putting a large beans in stuff that isn't yours
( i ) : Usually this happens mostly in British Tiktok
The Tiktoker @epicprobeaner beaned that guy, by the way the Tiktoker said 'No one is free from the beaning'
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 13, 2021
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masturbasex aka sexturbation

masturbasex /mæstɚbəsɛks/ MASS-TUR-BUH-SEKS* (/mæstəbəsɛks/ MASS-TU-BUH-SEKS if you have a non-rhotic dialect)
noun • fictional

Sexual intercourse while masturbating

Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse
jack and sabrina are having sex
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem December 28, 2021
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"In Watermelon Sugar" is an American

"once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022
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f**k

"F**k" or "F##k" is a censored version of fuck like "f*ck" or "f***" to make it no offensive, in the Roblox chat is "####", and in the comics is a random combinations of "#", "*", "$", "!", "&", "@", "&", "(" and ")" like @#$%, #!$% and others
Is used for videos not being demonetized on Youtube
Is used to censor curse words in general media
Is used to make you look cooler
Context: They
MinecraftUser23: What will be the video tittle... This game is hard as fuck, yeah looks an awesome tittle!
Types "This game is hard as fuck"

Oh shit with the f-word in the tittle of the video gonna be demonetized... so let's try this
Select text "fuck", press DELETE and then type "f**k"

MinecraftUser23: Oh fuck yeah or this case more like f**k yeah, anyways lets publish the video to the public
MinecraftUser23: Oh i sayed "fuck" during the video and i didn't put a BEEP!
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ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)

Not be confused with OCD, ODD which are real diagnosis rather than something some kid just made-up
ODLD stands for Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder, it refers to a disorder of obssively loving Dream (the minecraft YouTuber)
———Symptoms———
• Dream connected gender or/and orientation (notably: "dreamgender")
• Calling someone who doesn't like dream by (pseudo)slurs
• Prefering dream/drem pragmatic treatment (pronouns)
• Being a dream fanboy on twitter

The world's TikTok big pharma health association stated that "considering modern scientific research on the fields of psychology of ODLD, point to the induction that ODLD affects 1 in 150 people, it is considered about as common as the previous diagnosis of Empathetic Cutie Overload Common Disorder and Dance Cow Friend Condition"
"Lol that motherfucker has ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)!!" ~Uninteligent 23
"Better than Transgender Fucking Disease" ~Some fuck-fuck
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