Astor G.'s definitions

bikini beard

The pubic hair that sticks out from under the swimwear.
Very unsightly.

Oh, yuck! That woman is seriously in need of a wax.
I can see her bikini beard.

by Astor G. October 25, 2007

trunk jungle

The unsightly pubic hair that sticks out of a man's swim trunks, usually around the top.

That guy shouldn't have a waxed chest and trunk jungle. It just doesn't look good.

by Astor G. October 25, 2007

big box website

A website that is huge,filled with pop-up ads for other large businesses and completely corporate with no room for small businesses or independent producers.

I don't bother to go to Barnes and Noble's website anymore. It's nothing but a big box website.

by Astor G. October 28, 2007

hoodrow

A jokingly "formal" use of hoodie. Rhyming slang based on woody = Woodrow. hoodie = Hoodrow.

Nerdspeak use of Hoodie.

I'm going to a special party tonight, mmph! Would you please hand me my hoodrow?

by Astor G. October 28, 2007

perma-offended

A person who is in a permanent state of being offended because of {political correctness.} No matter what others say or do, they will find a reason to pounce on them for use of a word they don't like. The other party finds they have to walk on eggshells around them.

The guy who used the word niggardly to describe someone who is miserly and he was asked to leave his job by pressure from the perma-offended.

by Astor G. January 2, 2008

SLAPP

Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation

A corporate bullying lawsuit filed against a person or a group with the express purpose of silencing their protests. Usually under the pretext of "slander" or "libel" and the targets are often whistle-blowers.

A scrap metal company filed a 5 million dollar SLAPP in 2005 against an environmental non-profit after it blew the whistle on chemical runoff seeping into a sensitive salmon spawning river, claiming they were slandered. It's just another example of corporate bully-suing.

by Astor G. April 30, 2008

greedhooks

1. What a credit company or subprime mortgage agent has in you when you are maxed out, can't pay and they've tripled the interest rate they charge.

2. A lending company that deliberately suckers in distressed lenders knowing they'll pay the minimum while they can raise their interest rates upteen million times. The act of making them pay through the nose is having their greedhooks in their "customers."

greed + meathooks

ABC credit lending gave me a preapproved $5000.00 loan, so I took it because I had bills piling up. Now I got in an accident and lost my job. Now the company has their greedhooks in me.

by Astor G. March 20, 2008