A person who is so stupid that you can throw a boot at him and he will just stand there looking vacant.
Man I ran into a guy who is so dumb he thought a Mac Daddy was an old Apple computer. That guy is a bootpole.
by Astor G. October 26, 2007
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Get the trunk jungle mug.1. A deceitful spam e-mail whose sender is clearly meant to cheat you out of money and waste your time.
2. A deceitful e-mail that is clearly meant to steal your identity and empty your bank account.
2. A deceitful e-mail that is clearly meant to steal your identity and empty your bank account.
1.I got another one of those Nigerian e-mails again promising me millions of dollars if I would stand in for the next of kin. Come on, that is such a scam spam.
2. My friend got a Job Opportunity spam from China if only I would send my name, phone, addresses, bank account number and a picture of himself.
If that isn't a scam spam, I don't know what is.
2. My friend got a Job Opportunity spam from China if only I would send my name, phone, addresses, bank account number and a picture of himself.
If that isn't a scam spam, I don't know what is.
by Astor G. November 26, 2007
Get the scam spam mug.Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.
Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."
Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."
Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."
Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."
Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."
by Astor G. February 28, 2008
Get the instant expert mug.Somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on Wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the Google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.
Person one: "Who, Jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst American Presidents."
Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."
Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.
Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."
Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.
by Astor G. February 20, 2008
Get the instant expert mug.1. A person who poses as a member of a group but are doing so just to mess with their heads for the fun of it.
2. A person who poses as a member of a group in order to prey on them, argue, preach, or cause discord.
2. A person who poses as a member of a group in order to prey on them, argue, preach, or cause discord.
That guy I thought was someone in my class ended up being a 45 year old creep from another state. He mede me think all my friends were gossiping behind my back. He was an infil-traitor!
I found out that the guy who joined our pagan group was really a Christian fundamentalist arguing for Jesus's love. Right like I need to hear that. What an infil-traitor
I found out that the guy who joined our pagan group was really a Christian fundamentalist arguing for Jesus's love. Right like I need to hear that. What an infil-traitor
by Astor G. November 26, 2007
Get the infil-traitor mug.A hard-core member of the Religious Right. generally obsessively preaching the Word, telling you you're going to hell and has no tolerance for difference.
Pat Robertson is a fundamentalcase, plain and simple. Don't you get tired of hearing that every natural disaster is caused by gays, feminists, pagans and liberals?
by Astor G. November 26, 2007
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