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Definitions by Astor G.

scam spam 

1. A deceitful spam e-mail whose sender is clearly meant to cheat you out of money and waste your time.

2. A deceitful e-mail that is clearly meant to steal your identity and empty your bank account.
1.I got another one of those Nigerian e-mails again promising me millions of dollars if I would stand in for the next of kin. Come on, that is such a scam spam.

2. My friend got a Job Opportunity spam from China if only I would send my name, phone, addresses, bank account number and a picture of himself.
If that isn't a scam spam, I don't know what is.
scam spam by Astor G. November 26, 2007

big box website 

A website that is huge,filled with pop-up ads for other large businesses and completely corporate with no room for small businesses or independent producers.
I don't bother to go to Barnes and Noble's website anymore. It's nothing but a big box website.
big box website by Astor G. October 28, 2007
A jokingly "formal" use of hoodie. Rhyming slang based on woody = Woodrow. hoodie = Hoodrow.

Nerdspeak use of Hoodie.
I'm going to a special party tonight, mmph! Would you please hand me my hoodrow?
hoodrow by Astor G. October 28, 2007

bootpole 

A person who is so stupid that you can throw a boot at him and he will just stand there looking vacant.
Man I ran into a guy who is so dumb he thought a Mac Daddy was an old Apple computer. That guy is a bootpole.
bootpole by Astor G. October 26, 2007

bully-suing

When a large multinational corporation sues an individual who cannot possibly have the financial resources to fight back for the express purpose to "make an example of him/her" but is hoping to intimidate the public into being sheep.
This is a tactic used recently by the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) to stop song sharing on {P2P} sites such as {kazaa} but in reality is trying to control the definition of "copyright" by lobbying congress to abide by the rules they set and then sue individual persons to enforce their rules.
The RIAA recently won a lawsuit against a Native American woman on a reservation to the tune of $220,000 for 24 songs they allege she shared on Kazaa. They did not have to prove that she actually shared the files, they prove that she intended to share them.
Satisfied, the lawyers then said "this should send a message to the public."
This was a clear cut case of bully-suing.
bully-suing by Astor G. October 25, 2007

bikini beard 

The pubic hair that sticks out from under the swimwear.
Very unsightly.
Oh, yuck! That woman is seriously in need of a wax.
I can see her bikini beard.
bikini beard by Astor G. October 25, 2007

trunk jungle 

The unsightly pubic hair that sticks out of a man's swim trunks, usually around the top.
That guy shouldn't have a waxed chest and trunk jungle. It just doesn't look good.
trunk jungle by Astor G. October 25, 2007