Assex 776's definitions
A city with lots of methamphetamine addicts, where tons of tweakers live and break in and rob your shit
Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America
Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
by Assex 776 September 22, 2023
Get the methtropolismug. Did you see the parade of gay cop in Frisco last week?
The last thing Rashid Ahmad Rufus Washington did was to execute that white, gay cop. Then we smoked crack rocks and praised Allah.
The last thing Rashid Ahmad Rufus Washington did was to execute that white, gay cop. Then we smoked crack rocks and praised Allah.
by Assex 776 December 5, 2009
Get the gay copmug. The kind of sex that hurts real bad inside your butt or tastes yucky going down your throat. Or at least I've read that or saw it on TV or something. Because I'm not gay, and neither are you. Never mind.
by Assex 776 January 1, 2008
Get the gay sexmug. Arthur Bryant's is the best BBQ restaurant in the world bar none. The main location is northeast of the corner of 18th and Brooklyn in Kansas City, Missouri. It was jazz saxophonist Charlie "Bird" Parker's favorite restaurant.
Among the list of celebrities, who cite Bryant's as the best BBQ in America: John Kerry; Steven Speilburg; Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter; Danny Glover; R. Lee Ermey; James Spader; Sally Field; etc.
Among the list of celebrities, who cite Bryant's as the best BBQ in America: John Kerry; Steven Speilburg; Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter; Danny Glover; R. Lee Ermey; James Spader; Sally Field; etc.
I just chartered a private jet from Los Angeles, because I wanted to fly to Kansas City and get some Arthur Bryant's BBQ. It's the best BBQ on earth.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
Get the arthur bryant'smug. A word invented by Idaho skinheads as a racial slur against blacks. Not funny or witty except among skinheads up North.
Rarely if ever used in the South, where the blacks actually live. Down there the popular insults are coon, nigger, jigaboo or porch monkey.
Rarely if ever used in the South, where the blacks actually live. Down there the popular insults are coon, nigger, jigaboo or porch monkey.
Skinhead: "Oi, mate. Them bloody nig nogs were listening to there raga music again."
White Southerner: ????
White Southerner: ????
by Assex 776 October 22, 2007
Get the nig nogmug. Technically this doesn't exist (geniuses), because terrorists vote through the barrel of a gun (to paraphrase Chairman Mao Tse Tung, who also coined the phrase "political correctness" during the Cultural Revolution in 1960s China). In short, terrorists don't find the political process to be worth their participation, so they commit acts of terrorism to terrorize people instead of voting like your rich f--king parents do.
Al Quida doesn't believe in terrorist voting, when it's so much easier to blow up a Jewish pizzeria or put nukes in the Super Bowl.
by Assex 776 March 8, 2008
Get the terrorist votingmug. My manager at Pizza Hut lost one of his fingers in an industrial mishap, so he was always trying to give everyone a high four, which was funny the first 10 times he did it but not funny after the 100th time.
by Assex 776 December 5, 2009
Get the High Fourmug.