Punk is Dead

The truth. See also rap sucks

Although punk music fans (not the dirtbags who refer to themselves as punks - actual non human-beings) have been saying that punk is dead since 1978, it actually wasn't proven to be true until 1991 or so - the year "punk" broke in America

Since the early 1990s, punk bands are played on the big rock and top 40 stations in even the most rural areas of the United States. Green Day, for instance, sells as many records as 50 Cent and records on about the same six-million dollar budget in the same lavish studios.

Punk rock is recording a demo on a tape recorder in a trailer and selling copies of the tapes out of the back of your 1973 Ford Galaxy.

Now a fashion trend dominated by white prep school kids and emos.
How can anyone today disagree with the fact that punk is dead and has been for almost 20 years now?
by Assex 776 October 22, 2007
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Reign in Blood

Slayer's pentultimate 1986 masterpiece.

Produced by Rick Rubin and released on Def Jam

The first satanic thrash metal album ever released on a major label.

One of the most controversial albums of all time.

One of the fastest albums of all time: clocking in at just under 30 minutes.

Song list:

1) Angel of Death (90% of the controversy) 10/10
2) Piece by Piece 9/10
3) Necrophobic 9/10
4) Altar of Sacrifice 10/10
5) Jesus Saves (the other ten percent of the controversy) 10/10
6) Criminally Insane 10/10
7) Reborn 9/10
8) Epidemic 9/10
9) Postmortem 10/10
10) Raining Blood 10/10

Reign in Blood's release was delayed because of concerns regarding its lyrical subject matter and graphic artwork: several Catholic Popes drowning in a river of blood in Hell; Satan on his throne; etc.

The opening track, "Angel of Death", references Josef Mengele and details acts committed at the Auschwitz concentration camp, which provoked allegations of Nazism. Slayer takes no pro or con position on the matter in the song.

The album was Slayer's first to enter the Billboard 200; the release peaked at number 94, and in 1992 was awarded a gold certification by the Recording Industry Association of America.

Kerrang! magazine described it as the "heaviest album of all time" while Metal Hammer magazine named it "the best metal album of the last 20 years".

Inexplicably the ultra-mainstream Spin Magazine ranked the album number 67 on their list of the "100 Greatest Albums, 1985-2005."
Slayer's "Reign In Blood" was directly responsible for the rise of death metal and cannot be bested. Bow down.

Reign in Blood is by far the best metal album of the 1980s bar none.
by Assex 776 September 28, 2007
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Hitler

A homosexual anti-semite/racist who gleefully committed genocide and started World War II

An inspiration for most of the Muslim world

What mohawked teenagers think their parents, teachers, local police officers and all authority figures are as bad as
Hitler bunged Himmler and then gassed 100,000 Hungarian Jews in one day.

Osama is like Hitler with more facial hair

Mom, stop being a Hitler, and let me go to the Avril concert, you fucking cunt.

"Hitler was a sensitive man," Anal Cunt song
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prison heterosexuality

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.
Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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nigger slave

Probably the most evil thing you could call an African-American person

Commonly used by white bigots before 1865
Jimbo called this black guy a nigger slave and ended up getting raped in the butt with a loaded .38 snubnose, which was later emptied into his rectal chamber

All y'all nigger slaves best get to work bailing this cotton, before I'ma half to whip your azzez.
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coon town

A synonym that white rednecks use to define African-American neighborhoods
Hillbilly in Kansas City: "We best stay out of the 18th and Vine district, Pedro. That shore enough iz in coon town, and I'm too young to die. Them jigaboos is shooting and looting 24/7."
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gay nazi

A sick group of gays that mostly exists on the Internet. They like to wear Nazi uniforms and have gay bondage sex.

Only one of the original Nazi Party was openly gay. His name was Ernst Rohm, and he was the leader of the S.A. or Brownshirts. Hitler authorized Heinrich Himmler to murder Rohm during the Night of the Long Knives in 1934.

Lothar Machtan, a German history professor, in a book called "the Hidden Hitler" claims that Hitler and Rudolf Hess were gay lovers in prison during the 1920s. This, however, is highly controversial and impossible to prove with the existing historical evidence.
Gay Nazis are an amusing subset of the Nazi movement, but they aren't any more statistically representative of the Nazis than they are of non-Nazis.
by Assex 776 December 29, 2007
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