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AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

In America, Affirmative Action was a product of the Great Society policies of President Lyndon Baines Johnson. It was first codified into law under a series of Executive Orders (not approved by Congress, in other words), which stated that munitions manufacturers including private firms doing business with the federal government should "take affirmative action" in hiring minorities - at the time defined almost solely as African Americans.

As the Vietnam War dragged on under President Richard Milhous Nixon, Affirmative Action became part of a wider government program to bribe inner city blacks to get with the program and support their government. Of course, Affirmative Action, welfare (started under FDR in the 1930s) and other government handouts did nothing to increase the love that black people had for the federal government.

By 1978 liberal activism was under attack. President Jimmy Carter had expanded Johnson's liberal social programs to their ultimate extreme, and white, middle class Americans began to look toward the Republican Party and their rising star, Ronald Reagan, for new political direction. That same year, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 against quotas for the first time in the landmark California Board of Regents vs. Allan Bakke decision. However, Affirmative Action was far from dead and buried.

Today Affirmative Action remains rooted in American policy, although most Americans including many African-Americans find Affirmative Action outmoded for the much less racist atmosphere of the 21st Century.

Inexplicably Affirmative Action still exists, even after the election of Barack Obama.
Affirmative Action put that white guy with a college degree in the unemployment line, while that black guy who can't even write his own name got the promotion.

Asians and Jews are also targets of racism, but they get none of the benefits of Affirmative Action. It's punishment for their success, I assume.

Jesse "Affirmative Action" Jackson got Nike to loan him $600 million dollars after threatening a boycott. What an extortionist piece of shit he is.
by Assex 776 December 9, 2008
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punk

1-A teenage boy who gets cornholed in prison by an adult man

2-A form of music that used to be relevant 20 plus years ago but is now more about look than attitude
1-"Nigga, you be my punk. Now bend over," Tookie Williams, RIP

2-The Ramones and the Misfits were extremely energetic, exciting, hard rock bands that were punk rock without even having to try hard at all.

Any band where the singer wears a sweater or clothes he bought at the mall and sings about 11 y/o girls and/or breaks into a rap in the middle of the song is a mall punk and not to be taken seriously by anyone over the age of 15.
by Assex 776 October 14, 2007
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homocore

Archaic c. 1985

A form of punk rock also known as queercore

Homocore artists:

1) MDC or Millions of Dead Cops
2) the Dicks
3) the Germs
4) Jello Biafra

Politically left-of-center and usually more macho than the mainstream gay music of the time - new wave or alternative

Now an insult which includes all the bands gay yuppies like, girls like and the emo groups
There's this cool homocore show in San Francisco. Lots of punks and skinheads will be there. You don't have to be queer to like the music, because it sounds just like aggressive hardcore punk rock.

My Chemical Romance is homocore
by Assex 776 October 22, 2007
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stay out of jail

A kickass Motorhead song from We Are Motorhead(2000)

A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.
I'm 17, and I weigh 97 lbs. I decided the best plan was to stay out of jail.
by Assex 776 January 3, 2008
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stay out of jail

A kickass Motorhead song from the CD "We Are Motorhead" (2000)

A good plan, if you want to preserve your anal virginity
I decided to stay out of jail, because I'm 17 and weigh 97 lbs.
by Assex 776 January 3, 2008
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bob berdella

A gay serial killer, who murdered about eight men from 1984-1988.

Bob Berdella wasn't caught, until a victim who had endured several days of fisting, felching, testicular electric torture and drano injections escaped wearing nothing but a dog collar with blood dripping from his violated anus.

Ran a shop in the Midtown ghetto of Kansas City, Missouri. The shop - Bob's Bizarre Bazaar - was where he displayed the skulls of his victims and other trophies.

Disposed of his victims in trash bags and/or fed them to his dumbass friends.

Somehow managed to be appointed as a substance abuse counselor by the Jackson County Municipal Court. Most of his victims also were drug addicts.

Berdella was active at least three years before Jeffrey Dahmer, who only got famous for killing black people, while Berdella was sweet on white guys.

Featured on Court TV, Geraldo Rivera's satanism specials, Arts and Entertainment Television, CrimeLibrary.com and a low-budget, indie film directed by Benjamin Meade named "James Ellroy presents: Bizare Bazaar."
Bob Berdella was a cheeky little fellow.

Not really. He was a big, fat, Kansas City faggot.
by Assex 776 September 16, 2007
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nob-gobbler

1) a female who loves to suck dick

2) a gay man

3) a liberal Democrat
1) You baby faced nob-gobbler. I love your pussy and tits. Give me a kiss.

2) I don't care if you dress better than me. At least I have sex with women, you nob-gobbler.

3) I'm not voting for that nob-gobbler Obama for a million dollars.
by Assex 776 May 27, 2008
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