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A Confederate cavalry officer, who beat Union troops in nearly every battle especially when outnumbered two or three to one.
Massacred black and Union troops at Fort Pillow in 1864, or at least turned his back on the actions of his subordinates.
Made his fortune raising tobacco and selling slaves.
Was the first Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan or KKK, which he disassociated himself with shortly thereafter. He testified before Congress in 1870 during the Ku Klux Klan hearings and rightfully considered the Klan completely lawless terrorists.
Massacred black and Union troops at Fort Pillow in 1864, or at least turned his back on the actions of his subordinates.
Made his fortune raising tobacco and selling slaves.
Was the first Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan or KKK, which he disassociated himself with shortly thereafter. He testified before Congress in 1870 during the Ku Klux Klan hearings and rightfully considered the Klan completely lawless terrorists.
Nathan Bedford Forrest was the first gangsta rapper. Not only did he get rich from selling black people into slavery, he also invented the drive by shooting and lynched dozens of black people.
by Assex 776 September 16, 2007
Get the Nathan Bedford Forrestmug. A homosexual anti-semite/racist who gleefully committed genocide and started World War II
An inspiration for most of the Muslim world
What mohawked teenagers think their parents, teachers, local police officers and all authority figures are as bad as
An inspiration for most of the Muslim world
What mohawked teenagers think their parents, teachers, local police officers and all authority figures are as bad as
Hitler bunged Himmler and then gassed 100,000 Hungarian Jews in one day.
Osama is like Hitler with more facial hair
Mom, stop being a Hitler, and let me go to the Avril concert, you fucking cunt.
"Hitler was a sensitive man," Anal Cunt song
Osama is like Hitler with more facial hair
Mom, stop being a Hitler, and let me go to the Avril concert, you fucking cunt.
"Hitler was a sensitive man," Anal Cunt song
by Assex 776 October 15, 2007
Get the Hitlermug. Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.
Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
Get the prison heterosexualitymug. A city with lots of methamphetamine addicts, where tons of tweakers live and break in and rob your shit
Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America
Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
by Assex 776 September 22, 2023
Get the methtropolismug. Archaic phrase from the 1980s meaning a homosexual who is very weak and in the final stages of full blown AIDS
An insult attached to a pussy gay man or man you perceive as being weak and prissy
An insult attached to a pussy gay man or man you perceive as being weak and prissy
I went down to the hospice where my mom works, and all these AIDS bags were there stinking up the place with their bodily fluids. My mom should wear a body condom.
Mr. Felcher is an unbelievable AIDS bag. Not only is he the worst teacher in school, I think he wants to cornhole my anus.
Mr. Felcher is an unbelievable AIDS bag. Not only is he the worst teacher in school, I think he wants to cornhole my anus.
by Assex 776 October 15, 2007
Get the aids bagmug. what Afro-American males do to their mothers and other females
a way to prove you're more macho than a homosexual
a way to prove you're more macho than a homosexual
by Assex 776 November 18, 2007
Get the bitchslapmug. A large, usually red, rubber or plastic ball attached to two leather straps that hold it tightly in a person's mouth. Often displayed during gay or lesbian pride parades on a dog collared victim.
Jeffrey Dahmer must have ball gagged those bitch niggas to shut them up, while he was carving them up with the electric knife.
Marsellus Wallace was mumbling like a ball gagged bitch, while Zed and Maynard were pounding his bitch ass.
Marsellus Wallace was mumbling like a ball gagged bitch, while Zed and Maynard were pounding his bitch ass.
by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
Get the ball gagmug.