AssHole's definitions

constantinople

now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!

why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!

we love they might be giants.

by asshole January 21, 2004

whatever

Word all too often used by Americans to connotate a feeling of apathy. The fact that it's used in almost every sentence is not as alarming to many as it should be.

"They bombed a foreign nation without cable TV. Millions died."
"Whatever. They're making another Temptation Island."
"Sweet."

by Asshole October 6, 2003

brittles

a curly headed silly girl with smelly feet who never wears socks. sings all the time and loves showing off.

Brittles has a large head.

by asshole April 1, 2005

fuckle

to have sex with a man with a small penis. it's more like tickling, really.
fuck+tickle=fuckle

i had sex wit dude but his dick was miniscule...we fuckled.

by asshole January 21, 2004

walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her

fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!

by asshole January 21, 2004

kiwikid

The dude that kicked my ass in every xbox live game.

FUCK! kiwikid won again.

by asshole July 20, 2004

meshell n'degeocello

one the greatest yet underrated artists of the 90's she fuckin rocks my lesbian socks off.

and she plays bass. doesn't she rock? yes. she does.

by asshole January 21, 2004