AssHole's definitions

william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays

william shakespreare is weird.

by asshole April 29, 2003

ass

1.a butt
2.a donkey
3.a retarded person

1.damn that girl has a fat ass. it jiggles all around.
2.don't make me kick ur ass in the ass.
3.You are such an ass for reading this right here.

by asshole August 24, 2003

fuckle

to have sex with a man with a small penis. it's more like tickling, really.
fuck+tickle=fuckle

i had sex wit dude but his dick was miniscule...we fuckled.

by asshole January 21, 2004

pos

Another gay instant messenger abbreviation created by losers with no life. Means "parent over shoulder." Used to tell the other person that your mom/dad is looking so don't type anything you wouldn't want them to see.

ChEeRcHiCk289: omg lyk u no who is lyk so hott?
SeXiPriNcEsS542: pos
ChEeRcHiCk289: um....what is our math homework
SeXiPriNcEsS: ok he left
ChEeRcHiCk289: oMg! josh is soOo hott and i gave him head yesterday because im a slutty little cheerleader!

by Asshole November 8, 2003

britney spears

a celeberty; targeted by idiots, wannabes,girls,boys,people want to make fun of her.

She does have a really good talent but many people make fun of her because of how people taken her for the wrong image. Basicly, she is a popular pop singer with great singing talent and hot body, but the only con is that many people have low opinions about her.

Britney Spears kissed Maddona on the awards!

by Asshole March 2, 2004

art fag

a person who smokes, drinks $4 coffee and visits art museums and talks about the art expressing the descent and selling out of America to capitalists and other four syllable words but they are huge ass hypocrits cuz they are selling out too with their goddamn cigarettes and $5 lattes and banana republic peacoats. listen to Dead Milkmen's "you'll dance to anything"

you know what you are? an ART FAG!

by asshole November 23, 2006

political correctness

what liberal bastards use to hide there prejudice

the word african american is politically correct and bullshit because not even africans call themselves africans and because they ar'nt from africa themselves and because there are infact white africans in the future just say black

by asshole February 2, 2004