Ass Master's definitions

asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 2, 2003

osb

when something comes out of nowhere to take you "one step beyond"

I was just talking to this chick, enjoying my drink, and all of a sudden she grabs my fingers and shoved them in her twat!?!?!

by Ass Master February 25, 2005

masterpiculation

see masturbation

if you like masterpiculation then your a gay ass mofo

by ass master January 18, 2003

ho'er

Mob talk for whore.

Tony, I am sorry I killed her, but she's a ho'er.

by ass master May 23, 2004

mushroom stamp

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

by ass master January 18, 2003

sausage wallet zephyr

a queef (pussy fart)

oh man she just let out the nastiest sausage wallet zephyr ive ever smelled

by ass master January 18, 2003

suqa m'dik

what you tell someone when you want them to suck your little 2 inch cock

hey becky suqa m'dik

by ass master January 18, 2003