Ass Master's definitions

pooloon

A pooloon is a Ballon filled with farts.

The stripper filled me up a pooloon. I took it and huffed it.

by Ass master March 16, 2017

osb

when something comes out of nowhere to take you "one step beyond"

I was just talking to this chick, enjoying my drink, and all of a sudden she grabs my fingers and shoved them in her twat!?!?!

by Ass Master February 25, 2005

ho'er

Mob talk for whore.

Tony, I am sorry I killed her, but she's a ho'er.

by ass master May 23, 2004

asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 2, 2003

sofaking

self explanitory when said aloud.....

I am sofaking we Todd did.

by ass master February 18, 2003

suqa m'dik

what you tell someone when you want them to suck your little 2 inch cock

hey becky suqa m'dik

by ass master January 18, 2003

sausage wallet zephyr

a queef (pussy fart)

oh man she just let out the nastiest sausage wallet zephyr ive ever smelled

by ass master January 18, 2003