Skip to main content

Definitions by Aspirations

Adjective that describes something 'cool', 'awesome', 'hot', or 'chic'. Used various times by Gretchen Weener in the 2004 movie Mean Girls
Gretchen: Oh my gosh, that's so FETCH!

Regina: Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen!
fetch by Aspirations January 11, 2009
1. Gnarled or tangled.

2. A twisting motion looks like a tied up man trying to wriggle his way out of the rope.

3. Something that's just plain messed up. A 'WTF?!' moment.
1. "This forest is creepy, the branches are all twisted and I see yellow eyes in the bushes!"

2. If you twist the lever, the secret door opens!

3. A pregnant man, now that's twisted.
twisted by Aspirations January 11, 2009
An educational Nintendo DS game developed by a Japanese doctor named Ryuta Kawashima. It has various daily training programs that help you 'train your brain' and tips to improve your brain capacity. You can also take the 'Brain Age Test' which tells you how active you are of a thinker, 20 being ideal and 80 being the worst. Ryuta is the host in the form of a virtual floating head on the side screen, and is known to refrence the 'prefrontal cortex' quite a bit.
Brain Age:


Ryuta- Now here's a fun brain tip! Simulating daily routines can help activate your prefrontal cortex!
Brain Age by Aspirations January 11, 2009

Chuck Norris 

If you ever look up 'Chuck Norris' in the Urban Dictionary, you will be bombarded with manly 'Chuck Norris can....' statements. Ya, ya, roundhouse kick, whatever. He's tough I guess. This is a sensible discription of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is....
Chuck Norris by Aspirations January 11, 2009
Here's how to know if your crazy or not:

If you talk to inanimate objects, you're not crazy. If you hear them talking back to you, THAT'S when you know you're crazy.
crazy by Aspirations January 11, 2009
A horrible, extremely slow internet connection. With dial up your phone and computer use the same line.
Dial-Up:

Susie- I tried to call you but the line was busy!
Jane- Sorry, I was on the computer.
Susie- o_O
Dial-Up by Aspirations January 10, 2009
A horrible, extremely slow internet connection. With dial up your phone and computer use the same line. Makes horrible screeching noises when logging on.
Dial-Up:

Susie- I tried to call you but the line was busy!
Jane- Sorry, I was on the computer.
Susie- o_O
Dial-Up by Aspirations January 10, 2009