Ash's definitions

Teenage Love Song

When virgins make love for the first time.

"We made a teenage love song."

by Ash February 15, 2005

hand cannon

Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)

Jon said he carried a gun, but not anything as formidable as a hand cammon!

by ash August 19, 2003

white rabbit

White Rabbit is not cocain, its a rabbit off of alice in wonderland.

Hambly, Mark is not a white rabbit!

by ASh January 26, 2005

vagangry

Invented by the Andrew Z morning show in Toledo, OH...to be vagangry means to have a cranky vagina (ie be a total biatch)

Trish, you are so vagangry this morning. You're making D's balls shrivel.

by Ash July 15, 2009

Shababa

Clinton is a batty boy

by ash May 6, 2003

bcs

BCS or Bowl Championship Series. A formula created by the NCAA to say who goes to the National Championship, which rotates between the Rose, Orange, Sugar and Fiesta Bowl. Also determines who gets the money in national college football.

In 2004 the BCS selected USC and Oklahoma to play for the National Championship in the Orange Bowl.

by Ash February 17, 2005

footy

A shortened version of the word football used in:

Australia to mean either:
Australian Rules football
Rugby League
Rugby Union

England to mean:
Soccer

I'm off to the footy this Friday night to see my beloved Kangaroos thump Collingwood. Man those Magpie supporters are bogans.

by Ash April 12, 2005