Definitions by Art Vandalay
spruce
The Spruce, The Spruzla or The Spruce Moose are forms to describe a small shantytown where the consumption of dakka takes place on at least a twice daily basis, whilst still maintaining a floor garbage height level of no less than 30cm.
spruce by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
Newy
Shorthand slang to describe the city of Newcastle, Australia. A term generally only used by locals of the region.
Newy by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
Kirrence
A word derived from the Australian kiff used to describe the overall mediocrities within a series of events, or entities.
Kirrence by Art Vandalay November 22, 2003
Art Vandalay
(Seinfeld) An imaginary character dreamed up by George and Jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. It's such a nice name I decided to change mine, so I did. Now it's my name. Sorry, Jerry.
Art Vandalay by Art Vandalay March 29, 2003