Art Vandalay's definitions

slurrence

Word used to describe a heinously hard task of a unwanted nature.

Word used to convey a greivence toward someone or something

"The water pipe is a fucking slurrence to try and get clean"

"You slurrence"

by Art Vandalay November 22, 2003

old mate

Old Mate can be used to isolate a single individual out of a returned servicemen's earlybird dinner special at the local.

Oy old mate, You. Me. Outside the R-ey. Right Now.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

pop in

Phrase used to characterise an unsolicited visit to a residency via no mediums of communication. Made prominent by classic American sitcom "Seinfeld"

No Jerry! I Love The Pop In!!! What will i do???

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

she's apples

Australian term generalised meaning O.K. Literal meaning is "it's all sweet"

"Ay cuz, we rite for smokes and beers?"
"She's apples mate."

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Fozza

Loose code slang for a $25AUD pickup of the green stuff. See Foil

old mate, could you just run up to the spruce and pick me up a fozza?

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

spruce

The Spruce, The Spruzla or The Spruce Moose are forms to describe a small shantytown where the consumption of dakka takes place on at least a twice daily basis, whilst still maintaining a floor garbage height level of no less than 30cm.

"Lets hit the djuzla for a few brews and back to the spruzla for several hot ones"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

twenty twen twen

Notable quote made in the first "Friday" feature film by "Smokey" to the Pastor. Also implies a packaged deal just under a foil or fozza.

"Pastor: Excuse me, brother! What we call drugs down at the 74th
St. Baptist Church, We call a sin a sin sin!!!"
"Smokey: Well 'round here, at 10
Normandy in the West'n...we call this here a little twenty twen twen! Arrrrrrr
Niggah!"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003