con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.

I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!

by Arnie Grape February 25, 2019

you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.

My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.

by Arnie Grape June 17, 2021

A.Y.C.B.B.

The A.Y.C.B.B. stands for the All You Can Beat Buffet. The A.Y.C.B.B. donates outdated porno DVDs to areas that have limited to no internet access.

I was feeling charitable this year, so I donated all of my 90's and early 2000's porno DVD's to the A.Y.C.B.B. Giving does feel better than receiving, and after watching these DVD's, hopefully these deserving people will feel the same way too.

by Arnie Grape February 24, 2021

go ogle

The Pre-Internet method that older pervs had to use in order to stare at, and get off to, unattainable attractive women.

I didn't have the Internet or Google Search when I was younger, so I had to go ogle women at the beach or strip clubs.

by Arnie Grape June 08, 2021

I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.

After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.

by Arnie Grape May 05, 2021

SORDID-19

The diseases infecting young people 19 and under that have nothing to do with COVID-19.

SORDID-19 is much more infectious and contagious among the young and stupid than COVID-19.

by Arnie Grape February 21, 2021

SORDID-19

The excessive amount of internet porn men have been watching due to the lockdown of COVID-19.

I didn't think I had a problem with internet porn until SORDID-19.

by Arnie Grape February 23, 2021