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pop peyronie

A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.
Hookers are more likely to let "Johns" go raw if he has a pop peyronie.
by Arnie Grape April 30, 2021
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ass tryst

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.
by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021
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kris-cross dresser

A person who wears the clothing of the opposite sex, but he or she wears the clothing backwards in order to symbolize the outdated and repressive social norms of the past.
I felt embarrassed that I put on my bra backwards, but I played it off by saying I was a kris-cross dresser.
by Arnie Grape May 31, 2021
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A-Gent

A gentleman who is hired to represent, negotiate, and seal the deal for a professional "playa" looking to secure a commitment from a female who has multiple and possibly better other options.
I had to ask my A-Gent to be my best man because without him ... she would have never let me put a ring on her finger.
by Arnie Grape March 1, 2023
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grandsomware

When a younger person uses their computer knowledge to scam an older person out of their money online.
India has a major problem with grandsomware.
by Arnie Grape May 21, 2021
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The Four Remorsemen

The four incurable sexually transmitted diseases (Hep B, Herpes, HIV, and HPV) that instantly makes a person regret having unprotected sex upon diagnosis and represents a sexual plague for all humankind who want to screw condom - free.
The affect of COVID-19 will pale in comparison to that of the havoc created by The Four Remorsemen.
by Arnie Grape May 13, 2021
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owl taxidermy

The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.
Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.
by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021
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