Arnie Grape's definitions

Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.

She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"

by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022

jizzphagia

The unofficial term for cock suckers who have difficulties swallowing cum.

I love my girl, but we need to seek "professional help" so she can deal with her jizzphagia.

by Arnie Grape November 16, 2021

owl taxidermy

The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.

Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.

by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021

SORDID-19

The diseases infecting young people 19 and under that have nothing to do with COVID-19.

SORDID-19 is much more infectious and contagious among the young and stupid than COVID-19.

by Arnie Grape February 20, 2021

A-Gent

A gentleman who is hired to represent, negotiate, and seal the deal for a professional "playa" looking to secure a commitment from a female who has multiple and possibly better other options.

I had to ask my A-Gent to be my best man because without him ... she would have never let me put a ring on her finger.

by Arnie Grape March 1, 2023

de-rection

The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.

My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.

by Arnie Grape March 1, 2021

tonsilwrecktomy

The painful procedure of helping someone who suffers from the result of trying to take a giant cock down their throat.

No amount of ice cream will make her feel better after this tonsilwrecktomy.

by Arnie Grape August 10, 2023