Crash Test Gummy

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.

I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.

by Arnie Grape June 09, 2021

feemales

The new politically correct word for referring to females who charge money for sex.

It's bad enough that I have to pay for sex, but now I have call hookers feemales so I don't offend them?

by Arnie Grape May 01, 2021

cuntseed

When a woman finally gives in to a man's desire to fuck her raw and cum inside of her.

After explaining how much condoms ruin the experience, and of course how much he truly loved her, Julie finally decided to cuntseed to her boyfriend's request.

by Arnie Grape May 10, 2022

four-fit

four-fit (v) – The act of a woman giving up on a relationship because her man has a penis size of four inches or smaller.

My girlfriend decided to four-fit our relationship because of her experiences as a porn star.

by Arnie Grape December 15, 2021

tonsilwrecktomy

The painful procedure of helping someone who suffers from the result of trying to take a giant cock down their throat.

No amount of ice cream will make her feel better after this tonsilwrecktomy.

by Arnie Grape August 10, 2023

A-Gent

A gentleman who is hired to represent, negotiate, and seal the deal for a professional "playa" looking to secure a commitment from a female who has multiple and possibly better other options.

I had to ask my A-Gent to be my best man because without him ... she would have never let me put a ring on her finger.

by Arnie Grape March 01, 2023

The Four Remorsemen

The four incurable sexually transmitted diseases (Hep B, Herpes, HIV, and HPV) that instantly makes a person regret having unprotected sex upon diagnosis and represents a sexual plague for all humankind who want to screw condom - free.

The affect of COVID-19 will pale in comparison to that of the havoc created by The Four Remorsemen.

by Arnie Grape May 13, 2021