Definitions by Arnie Grape

SORDID-19 

The excessive amount of internet porn men have been watching due to the lockdown of COVID-19.

I didn't think I had a problem with internet porn until SORDID-19.

SORDID-19 by Arnie Grape February 22, 2021

D. U. AYE! 

Your extremely intoxicated friend who volunteers to drive everyone home even though he or she is in no shape to do so.

The bartender called us a taxi cab after Mike told him that he was our D. U. AYE!

D. U. AYE! by Arnie Grape February 22, 2021

SORDID-19 

The diseases infecting young people 19 and under that have nothing to do with COVID-19.

SORDID-19 is much more infectious and contagious among the young and stupid than COVID-19.

SORDID-19 by Arnie Grape February 20, 2021

Lap-Band Dance 

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

Lap-Band Dance by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

conorrhea

An infectious disease that often infects young and stupid MMA "fans" who can't tell the difference between real MMA fighters and fake - ass poster boy frauds.

The commercialization of MMA is directly responsible for the spread of conorrhea among the new TMZ generation fans of MMA.

conorrhea by Arnie Grape July 31, 2020

Getting a PBJ

When you get a blowjob with peanut butter smeared across your dick.

I knew that she was a feature hooker when she told me that I was Getting a PBJ!

Getting a PBJ by Arnie Grape October 16, 2019

Flabstract Art 

A derogatory term for when a plus-size model poses nude.

The pictorial was supposed to be viewed as beautiful and courageous, but it was "largely" considered to be nothing more than Flabstract Art.

Flabstract Art by Arnie Grape February 26, 2019