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screech reach

When an actor / actress can't reach the same level of success portraying a role as an adult that they achieved as a child.
Dusin Diamond (Screech) serves as the example for fellow childhood actors / actresses, such as Gary Coleman, Emmanuel Lewis, Soleil Moon Frye, The Olsen Twins, and Jaleel White, of those who will always suffer from screech reach.
by Arnie Grape February 25, 2021
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boweling ball

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.
I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.
by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021
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jackuzi

A standard bath tub that has been sprayed with multiple rounds from a young man dealing with puberty.
When your son has an extended clip, a jackuzi is one of the most traumatizing scenes you will ever witness.
by Arnie Grape May 14, 2021
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Twink Towers

A 9 inch man getting blown up by an 11 inch man!
Twink Towers are a sight that makes you sick to your stomach, and you never want to see it again!
by Arnie Grape December 7, 2023
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COVERT-19

When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.
The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.
by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021
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cruelogy

A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.
I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.
by Arnie Grape February 23, 2019
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SORDID-19

The excessive amount of internet porn men have been watching due to the lockdown of COVID-19.
I didn't think I had a problem with internet porn until SORDID-19.
by Arnie Grape February 22, 2021
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