Arnie Grape's definitions

an S-perm Hairstyle

The tangled and encrusted hairstyle of a woman who has taken multiple cumshots in her hair, and its appearance will remain the same for hours unless she takes an immediate shower.

The most experienced bukkake actresses know to immediately jump in the shower after a scene in order to avoid an S-perm Hairstyle.

by Arnie Grape June 22, 2021

training brah

An adolescent young male who discovers breasts, and he unwittingly becomes trained by every female he meets to do whatever she says in hopes of gaining potential visual and physical contact with them.

My buddy never grew out of his training brah years, so I never tell him when I'm going to the strip club.

by Arnie Grape May 30, 2021

reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023

Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

pigtales

Stories told by men about the fat and disgusting women they have had sex with.

Some of the best times of my life have been getting drunk and comparing pigtales with my buddies.

by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021

sksam

The Bizarro World's logic of not wearing protective masks during Covid-19 and the effort towards preventing infection.

Someone like you, who has the mentality of a sksam, is the reason why I can't go to my favorite bar or restaurant!

by Arnie Grape February 23, 2021

Gregnancy

When a man, who presents himself as a woman, claims to be pregnant.

I knew I wasn't the father because his gregnancy results proved that he was a guy.

by Arnie Grape February 22, 2019