COVERT-19

When someone dies from a preexisting medical condition, but he or she gets labeled as a COVID-19 death for two reasons:
1. The person died with COVID-19.
2. To inflate the number of deaths related to COVID-19 and scare the shit out of everyone.

The death certificate for my 100 year - old grandma said she died from COVID-19, but I think that's just the government pulling a COVERT-19.

by Arnie Grape May 20, 2021

Twink Towers

A 9 inch man getting blown up by an 11 inch man!

Twink Towers are a sight that makes you sick to your stomach, and you never want to see it again!

by Arnie Grape December 07, 2023

boweling ball

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.

I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.

by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021

cruelogy

A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.

I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.

by Arnie Grape February 23, 2019

jizzphagia

The unofficial term for cock suckers who have difficulties swallowing cum.

I love my girl, but we need to seek "professional help" so she can deal with her jizzphagia.

by Arnie Grape November 16, 2021

S'moresum

When two white people (crackers), one black person (chocolate), and a fat person (marshmallow), engage in a sexual activity.

I knew that I might loose my virginity at camp, but I didn't think it would happen during a S'moresum!

by Arnie Grape May 06, 2021

SORDID-19

The excessive amount of internet porn men have been watching due to the lockdown of COVID-19.

I didn't think I had a problem with internet porn until SORDID-19.

by Arnie Grape February 22, 2021