by Arnie Grape October 16, 2019
An adolescent young male who discovers breasts, and he unwittingly becomes trained by every female he meets to do whatever she says in hopes of gaining potential visual and physical contact with them.
My buddy never grew out of his training brah years, so I never tell him when I'm going to the strip club.
by Arnie Grape May 30, 2021
When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.
After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.
by Arnie Grape May 12, 2021
A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.
I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.
by Arnie Grape February 23, 2019
by Arnie Grape December 08, 2023
The tangled and encrusted hairstyle of a woman who has taken multiple cumshots in her hair, and its appearance will remain the same for hours unless she takes an immediate shower.
The most experienced bukkake actresses know to immediately jump in the shower after a scene in order to avoid an S-perm Hairstyle.
by Arnie Grape June 22, 2021
The current life and times of today's generation that cause older people to embrace death rather than fear it.
My teenage son tried to tell me that I was going through a midlife crisis. I explained to him that his no-stalgia life of "Facebook friends" and cybersex made that "virtually" impossible. I laughed and he cried.
by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021