ApricotFields's definitions

Cup snob

Someone who insists a certain cup size is so objectively better than all the rest.

Breasts of all sizes are beautiful so rather than be a cup snob, let's just celebrate the diversity since without smaller breasts you'd just get used to large and vice versa.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Tetrakini

Four pieces of clothing marketed as a single item. Typically containing the two pieces of a two piece plus something to provide addition cover as desired (such as a camisole or sarong) and maybe a hat.

The tetrakini is designed to proved a woman with all her beach wear needs.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Make fondness

Sex in which there is a genuine expression of mutual affection but you're not in love and don't expect to ever be.

Not only was Milana one of my best friends, we loved to make fondness on cold winter nights when we were both single.

by ApricotFields July 2, 2020

Feet Nipples

The toes, especially when considered erotically.

She removed her socks to reveal 10 perfect feet nipples.

by ApricotFields August 2, 2019

Pig Lover

Someone with an unquestioning respect for officers of the law no matter how many people they harass.

I thought Catherine was smart but she's just a common pig lover.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Pedopodorosis

The phenomenon in which foot fetishes find an attraction to children's feet (due to them not really being that different to adults' feet) and freaking out that they might be a pedophile.

David was going to kill himself for how much Mackenzie Zeigler's feet aroused him but it was simply a case of Pedopodorosis.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

A-String

It's not a B-string or a C-string and neither is it a frayed knot.

How long is A-string? Twice as long as half a string.

by ApricotFields July 24, 2020