168 definitions by ApricotFields

Double Date (the cool kind)

You plus two dates subtract the 4th wheel.

So Brooke, Sarah went on a double date (the cool kind).

by ApricotFields May 15, 2022

Pedamory

Being romantically and/or sexually attracted to children, especially prepubescent ones.

Arguably Lewis Carroll and Alice Liddell are history's best known example pedamory.

by ApricotFields August 12, 2021

Knabino

The Esperanto word for "girl". Even if the language's utility is questionable, you have to admit it's a pretty adorable word that might just start using to address female friends.

You could Indo-Europeanize it as "knabina" if you want but that would technically make it mean "girlify" or "girl up" because Esperanto adjectives end in "-a".

Plural form is "knabinoj".

Hey, knabino, how's it going?

by ApricotFields June 14, 2020

Boob yeah!

What someone says when they know they are approaching access to nice breasts.

Carmen undoing her bra made us all go Boob Yeah!

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Abduction

When someone is forcefully removed and detained, especially when done by aliens or to children.

A divorced parent without full custody taking their child on a road trip is abduction but parents unanimously moving their child to a new environment isn't for some reason.

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

Pig Lover

Someone with an unquestioning respect for officers of the law no matter how many people they harass.

I thought Catherine was smart but she's just a common pig lover.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

TV fat

When you're not really that fat, you're not skinny, you've a bit of extra weight but you're really not what people imagine by "fat". A lot of guys would be still into you without having a fat fetish.

The type of fat they like to use as a love interest in TV and film.

I thought it was dumb that they tried to have a body positivity message but every fat character was TV fat.

by ApricotFields February 9, 2019