Paizurize

To perform mammary intercourse (on someone).
She's paizurize anyone who bought her 3 double vodkas.
by ApricotFields July 24, 2020
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Weird

1) Strange

2) Not quite what you're used to and therefor you hate it with extreme prejudice.
I love the star-nosed mole, so weird!
by ApricotFields June 25, 2020
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Tomslut

A relatively masculine or boyish woman or girl with the morality of a man.
With her sexy short hair, denim jacket and no make up, all the boys agreed, Francis was their favourite Tomslut.
by ApricotFields June 07, 2019
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Foot Nipple

A toe, considered erotically.
I couldn't wait to have even one amazing foot nipple in my mouth.
by ApricotFields July 12, 2021
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Teleioromantic

Although Christine was strictly minor attracted she was still teleioromantic and therefor found a satisfying marriage with the similarly aged Brian.
by ApricotFields June 15, 2020
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Crypto-prostitute

Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.

She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.

She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.
She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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Idist

Someone who speaks or uses the Ido language.
She became as idist because Esperanto lacked gender neutrality.
by ApricotFields October 08, 2020
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