Zerosome

I was right to get my expectations low. The evening ended in a zerosome.
by ApricotFields May 25, 2019
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Muffin chaser

Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.
Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
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Cleavageless cleavage

When a significant amount (bit not all) of the female chest is exposed including the sides of each breast but where they are not pushed together like in the traditional vision of a cleavage.
For a brief time in the late '10s there was a trend of the more petite celebrities showing off their cleavageless cleavage.
by ApricotFields July 02, 2020
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Squaresome

A foursome in which everyone only makes contact with two other members.

This is typically how thing work when two straight couples do it.
Though he missed the threesomes of his youth, the squaresomes he had with his wife and their neighbours were always satisfying.
by ApricotFields May 06, 2021
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Your sister's cleavage

That thing you try to not look at but a part of you can't look away.
You think you're the only one haunted late at night by your sister's cleavage?
by ApricotFields June 29, 2020
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Type C Personality

A Type C personality is characterized by an attention to detail and a desire to promote the most logical, efficacious way to achieve a goal with relatively less risk taking and more compromise than a Type A personality.

Often imagined as emotionally repressed and at the extreme, hypochondriacal, they can make dependable professionals in technical roles without the tendency to be distracted by passions as one might imagine with a type B personality.

The main negative with having one as a friend is they are predictable, routine prone and not spontaneous.
Daria Morgandorfer can be seen as a prime example of a Type C personality.
by ApricotFields July 29, 2019
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unlocked relationship

Like an open relationship but where you don't really encourage infidelity but you never make a big deal over it someone cheats.
I really don't like my girl doing other guys but since she's so awesome I'm going to keep it an unlocked relationship.
by ApricotFields February 09, 2019
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