Puerino

The Ido word for "girl". Much like its mother language (Esperanto) the utility of this language is highly questionable but this remains an option for a term of endearment to any females you know (plural is "puerini"), especially to convey a sense of internationalism and multilingualism.

Much like the Esperanto equivalent "knabino" you could indo-europeanize it as "puerina" but it must be remembered that in both these languages, "-o" is an ending to nouns and "-a" is an ending to adjectives, making it a convenient to sort of spite the language if you want.
I don't know where she was from but she was such a pretty little puerino.
by ApricotFields June 18, 2020
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crypto-slut

Someone who doesn't seem like a slut at first glance but is actually a little freak.
Being a pastor's daughter, Blake could only satisfy her urge by being a crypto-slut.
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Semi-consensual

Possible the most unsettling word in English when used by itself. Consent for practical purposes needs to be considered an absolute state or else we're promoting a rape culture. Anyone who uses the term unironically should probably be corrected.
I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.
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Statutory Consent

Sex with a child in a territory in which it is perfectly legal.
Got my bag packed for a little statutory consent.
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Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.
A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.
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TV fat

When you're not really that fat, you're not skinny, you've a bit of extra weight but you're really not what people imagine by "fat". A lot of guys would be still into you without having a fat fetish.

The type of fat they like to use as a love interest in TV and film.
I thought it was dumb that they tried to have a body positivity message but every fat character was TV fat.
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Pedosocial

Inclined to forming friendships with children as opposed to a strictly familial, romantic or sexual relationship. The friendship is crucially an ends in itself, not a means to one of the others mentioned above.
The pedosocial lifestyle of Charles Dodgson was normative at the time though it can seem transgressive now.
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