168 definitions by ApricotFields

A more naturalistic alternative to "snow-person" that preserves the gender neutrality and can also be used for other animals and things.
We dawned our coats and ventured into the snow to make a seductive and voluptuous snow-figure.
by ApricotFields July 31, 2020
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A bikini variant in which the bottoms resemble boyshorts.
Her body looked no less amazing in that boykini.
by ApricotFields May 25, 2019
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A place with an over abundance of adults but a great lack of children.
I hate the mall on a week day; it's such a muttonfest.
by ApricotFields October 14, 2020
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The potentially very pleasant of unpleasant surprise found when hugging some female you haven't seen for a while and feeling they have breasts when they hadn't before.
At my last family reunion a good few nieces breastprised me. I have mixed feelings about it.
by ApricotFields May 25, 2019
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A group sex configuration in which two members engage with each other and 4 other people who do not interact among themselves.
Carly and Macy found 4 hot guys and even though they were all straight, they were able to persuade them to have an H-some with them.
by ApricotFields May 15, 2022
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The hatred, dislike or lack of respect for children beyond what is the justified amount authority over them. This can manifest itself as denying the child certain freedoms such as choosing whether they take life saving vaccines, exploring their sexuality at their own discretion or just simply demanding unearned respect by virtue of being the adult.
Along with Misogyny, mispedery is an enduring problem in our society in which an ostensible admiration for someone's "innocence" or "virtue" is used as a means of denying them autonomy. It is an extension of the same patriarchal ideology that oppresses women and men alike, though in different ways.

Like with adult women, the remedy is a matter of "love me less, respect me more".
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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Someone sexually attracted to children, especially prepubescent ones but not necessarily all children or exclusively children. They can be any gender. They do not necessarily do anything to anyone. They cannot help being a pedophile and being one does not mean they want to rape anyone.
by ApricotFields June 25, 2020
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