Boarding School Lesbian

A girl who may not actually be homosexual in the conventional sense but engages in lesbian activity in her boarding school due to no available males.
I was pissed about being away from boys but maybe I could still get my sugar from some Boarding School Lesbian.
by ApricotFields September 28, 2018
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Pedosocial

Inclined to forming friendships with children as opposed to a strictly familial, romantic or sexual relationship. The friendship is crucially an ends in itself, not a means to one of the others mentioned above.
The pedosocial lifestyle of Charles Dodgson was normative at the time though it can seem transgressive now.
by ApricotFields June 12, 2019
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Reverse Humbert

Someone who dates someone just to be closer to their parent.
David couldn't believe it when Brianny Mills started going art with him. But litter did he know that she was a reverse Humbert with her eyes set on his DILF Dad.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
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Paizurize

She's paizurize anyone who bought her 3 double vodkas.
by ApricotFields July 24, 2020
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Booby

My partner, Laura, a booby blonde with 36FF boobs, and I share an open relationship.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
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Thinfidelity

Infidelity committed with someone thinner than your present partner.
When a spouse surpasses the 300lb mark, that's when thinfidelity is most likely.
by ApricotFields June 18, 2020
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Pom pom lesbian

A lesbian that maintains the outward appearance of extreme heteromormativity including dating boys (if permitted), feminine gender expression and homosocial behaviour, but enjoys herself sexually with straight/bi-curious girls under the guise of experimentation.
Jessie was every boys dream for her feminine grace and beauty on the cheerleeding squad plus her father's pride and joy since she attended church every sunday and was never too liberal to the boys.

That's the life of Pom pom lesbian, except also giving a lot of the other team their first taste of girl love. Just to experiment of course...
by ApricotFields May 24, 2019
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