Definitions by ApexB
Apex Beat
Name used for a guy that's strong and dynamic.
(The apex beat is actually the feeling you get when you feel someone's heart through their chest, which is generally described as strong and dynamic).
(The apex beat is actually the feeling you get when you feel someone's heart through their chest, which is generally described as strong and dynamic).
that's porn
That's porn refers to something that is really good, but in an edgy way.
You can also use it in the opposite sense, i.e. "that's not porn".
You can also use it in the opposite sense, i.e. "that's not porn".
Hey, look at that tarzan wave -- that's porn.
Hey, I can't believe you just saved that guy from dying of a stangulated inguinal hernia -- that's porn.
Hey, I can't believe you just saved that guy from dying of a stangulated inguinal hernia -- that's porn.
that's porn by ApexB September 25, 2005
not happy Jan
The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
not happy Jan by ApexB September 25, 2005
nasty nasty puss
The type of pussy you see on old women you are forced to do gynaecological examinations on, but heaps don't want to.
nasty nasty puss by ApexB September 25, 2005
come here bitch
A term used between loved ones to express that they want the other person to come over to where they are, in a non-threatening manner.
come here bitch by ApexB September 25, 2005