Antwan Guzzels's definitions

Muslim Nutsack

When you apply your bare nut sack to the top of a table then have someone proceed to take a massive stomp right onto your nuts having them explode into many wet chunks of sperm

Shut up before I give you a Muslim nutsack

by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018

European faucet

When you turn you shower faucet on to the intense setting and bend over in the shower while spreading your cheeks with your hands and letting the water shoot the turds out of your ass

Friend-Yo you shit so fast did you even wipe.

You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best

by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018

Post-Nut Depression

When you are jerking off to some nasty shit then you bust and you are like “what is this filth”

Friend-Man do you ever find porn to be nasty after you nut.

Wiser friend-My friend that’s what we the people call Post-Nut Depression

by Antwan Guzzels December 25, 2018

flanguish

To nut (jizz, ejaculate or cumm) elegantly.

I’m gonna flanguish all over the queens face

by Antwan Guzzels August 2, 2020

The nut virus

You contract the virus the first time you nut and after you nut the first time you will always be trying to jerk off. It don’t matter if you’ve survived NNN you will eventually succumb to the virus and chase the nut. Usually the Nut Virus is fueled by the hornet and no young man can escape it until the reach adult hood where the virus weakens but still lays there. In some the virus is much worse than in others but all who have nutted gave contracted the virus.

Friend 1: has your little brother fallen sick yet
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.

by Antwan Guzzels August 24, 2020

moo-lestation

Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares

Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”

by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024

Shiggle

To masterbait respectfully or in a cute way

Me-“I shiggle to your daughter sir”
Girlfriends dad-“welcome to the family son”

by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024