Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares
Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”
by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024
by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024
When you turn you shower faucet on to the intense setting and bend over in the shower while spreading your cheeks with your hands and letting the water shoot the turds out of your ass
Friend-Yo you shit so fast did you even wipe.
You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best
You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best
by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018
You contract the virus the first time you nut and after you nut the first time you will always be trying to jerk off. It don’t matter if you’ve survived NNN you will eventually succumb to the virus and chase the nut. Usually the Nut Virus is fueled by the hornet and no young man can escape it until the reach adult hood where the virus weakens but still lays there. In some the virus is much worse than in others but all who have nutted gave contracted the virus.
Friend 1: has your little brother fallen sick yet
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.
by Antwan Guzzels August 24, 2020
When you apply your bare nut sack to the top of a table then have someone proceed to take a massive stomp right onto your nuts having them explode into many wet chunks of sperm
by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018
When you take the Binki or Paassifier away from a baby and hand them your penis instead and have them suck on it. Not weird though because the baby is willing sucking on it.
my wife was away on a business trip and I got so horny I had the 10-month-old give me the good old Binki Head.
by Antwan Guzzels December 26, 2020
To rape some out anger and hatred, not to gain any sexual satisfaction. In fact I’m most cases the hater does not even ejaculate!
Person 1- “I can’t believe they only shot bin Laden and didn’t torture him”
Person 2- “yeah I would’ve hate raped that bitch while feeding him pork”
Person 2- “yeah I would’ve hate raped that bitch while feeding him pork”
by Antwan Guzzels November 27, 2023