Antwan Guzzels's definitions

Urethral Eulogy

Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.

Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”

by Antwan Guzzels June 10, 2024

fuckable minor

This term is for someone who is between the age 18-20, since they are above the age of consent so they’re legally “fuckable” but they aren’t still treated as full adults since they cannot drink, smoke, gamble, or do other adult activities.

How old is she she doesn’t look like she’s below 19?
Don’t worry bro she’s a fuckable minor, she just turned 20 last week. Still can’t rent a car though :(

by Antwan Guzzels May 28, 2024

Cucky pie

During a cuck threesome, the man having sex pulls out and proceeds to come on the cuck whose watching.

Would you rather A, get molested everyday for a year or get a cucky pie

by Antwan Guzzels February 3, 2024

Shiggle

To masterbait respectfully or in a cute way

Me-“I shiggle to your daughter sir”
Girlfriends dad-“welcome to the family son”

by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024

moo-lestation

Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares

Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”

by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024

Hate rape

To rape some out anger and hatred, not to gain any sexual satisfaction. In fact I’m most cases the hater does not even ejaculate!

Person 1- “I can’t believe they only shot bin Laden and didn’t torture him”
Person 2- “yeah I would’ve hate raped that bitch while feeding him pork”

by Antwan Guzzels November 27, 2023

Clog

Clog is a code word for rape.

Damn she’s so hot I want to clog her so bad

by Antwan Guzzels March 26, 2023