Antwan Guzzels's definitions

Muslim Nutsack

When you apply your bare nut sack to the top of a table then have someone proceed to take a massive stomp right onto your nuts having them explode into many wet chunks of sperm

Shut up before I give you a Muslim nutsack

by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018

European faucet

When you turn you shower faucet on to the intense setting and bend over in the shower while spreading your cheeks with your hands and letting the water shoot the turds out of your ass

Friend-Yo you shit so fast did you even wipe.

You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best

by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018

Post-Nut Depression

When you are jerking off to some nasty shit then you bust and you are like “what is this filth”

Friend-Man do you ever find porn to be nasty after you nut.

Wiser friend-My friend that’s what we the people call Post-Nut Depression

by Antwan Guzzels December 25, 2018

Binki Head

When you take the Binki or Paassifier away from a baby and hand them your penis instead and have them suck on it. Not weird though because the baby is willing sucking on it.

my wife was away on a business trip and I got so horny I had the 10-month-old give me the good old Binki Head.

by Antwan Guzzels December 26, 2020

moo-lestation

Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares

Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”

by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024

Shiggle

To masterbait respectfully or in a cute way

Me-“I shiggle to your daughter sir”
Girlfriends dad-“welcome to the family son”

by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024

Cucky pie

During a cuck threesome, the man having sex pulls out and proceeds to come on the cuck whose watching.

Would you rather A, get molested everyday for a year or get a cucky pie

by Antwan Guzzels February 3, 2024