Definitions by Antwan Guzzels
Urethral Eulogy
Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.
Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”
Urethral Eulogy by Antwan Guzzels June 10, 2024
fuckable minor
This term is for someone who is between the age 18-20, since they are above the age of consent so they’re legally “fuckable” but they aren’t still treated as full adults since they cannot drink, smoke, gamble, or do other adult activities.
How old is she she doesn’t look like she’s below 19?
Don’t worry bro she’s a fuckable minor, she just turned 20 last week. Still can’t rent a car though :(
Don’t worry bro she’s a fuckable minor, she just turned 20 last week. Still can’t rent a car though :(
fuckable minor by Antwan Guzzels May 28, 2024
Shiggle
Shiggle by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024
moo-lestation
Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares
Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”
moo-lestation by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024
Hate rape
To rape some out anger and hatred, not to gain any sexual satisfaction. In fact I’m most cases the hater does not even ejaculate!
Person 1- “I can’t believe they only shot bin Laden and didn’t torture him”
Person 2- “yeah I would’ve hate raped that bitch while feeding him pork”
Person 2- “yeah I would’ve hate raped that bitch while feeding him pork”
Hate rape by Antwan Guzzels November 27, 2023
Clog
Clog by Antwan Guzzels March 26, 2023