assplosion

When you fart so hard your arse hurts and you get a headache and shit your dacks and basically make everything around you smell like crap!

Used in a sentence

Oh my god you had to have a assplosion all over the floor didnt you

by Anthony February 03, 2004

Strength In Scars

The best up and comming metal-core band ever.

Hey Asshole get off your lazy ass and go see Strength In Scars!

by Anthony December 03, 2004

story virgin

The first victim to read your just written story.

Tim made me be his story virgin before he would read his story to the class.

by Anthony November 03, 2004

cake ass nigga

someone who pulls some hoe shit like ditchin they friends for a girl; someone who is soft,that get punked all the time and don't do shit about it

1. Jim- "ay Jon, u bout to go to the club with us and pull some hoes yo girlfriend outta town u need to have some fun." Jon- "naw man i'ma play pillow talk with ma girl and talk to her all night."
2.Some body that gets ranked and doesn't do nething about it.Ex.-Tim- "man Don, u so dark that if somebody did a drive-by on u, the bullets would come back and ask for a flashlight." Don-(says nothing at all and contiunes to get ranked cause he a cake ass nigga)

by Anthony January 02, 2005

Vagina crab

A chick who shuns herself out doing nothing for like 5 days wrapped in blankets being bitchy. So basically once a month....

I called sarah but she was being a Vagina crab so she wouldn't talk to me.

by Anthony March 31, 2005

ride axe

its a large double sided axe Thor uses to fly through the sky.

Thor was on his ride axe yelling "YA-HEY!" YA HEY!

by anthony July 08, 2004

boof

verb: to have sexual intercourse with a fat woman.

Man, Robert got so drunk and boofed this whale last night.

by Anthony March 13, 2005