Antenna Wilde's definitions

gangked

verb.

1. Mugged by gangsters. 2. The bending, twisting or wrecking of something, usually mechanical but also relating to the body.

A mechanic is wrenching an alternator, "Ah, I gangked the fuckin' bolt!"

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.

Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

knotty grin

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.

2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.

1. She spread her legs with a knotty grin.

2. Her knotty grin betwixt me.

by Antenna Wilde April 5, 2008

foaming seabiscuit

(noun) The bubbling fuzz produced from rapid fucking. 2. A pussy that has an unusually large amount of discharge. 3. An infected vagina. 4. The froth on a horse's mouth.

A man says to his son, "When it comes to women; look before you leap. If you see a foaming seabiscuit, get the hell out of there!"

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

clubber lange

(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.

I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

Pulled a PJ

verb. past tense.

1. Subjecting oneself to, or engaging in an act which will end in certain injury. Intentional and/or unintentional self-infliction brought about through intoxication and/or lack of foresight.
2. A tragicomic act initially intended to bolster one's ego.
3. Any tragicomic event carried out by a drunkard.

Fav: Jimmy's in the hospital.
Ant: What happened?
Fav: Went into town last night, got drunk, tried to ride his board down Inn Street... got racked up in the fountains.
Ant: Pulled a PJ?
Fav: Exactly.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

clam stabbing

(verb) A penis thrusting into a vagina in a rapid and often vicious manner. Usually done from a standing position, or in a position where only the genitalia are in contact.

Felta and Favreau went double team clam stabbing on that switch hitting duo in da Port.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008