carpet banging

(verb)
1. Sex on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. When a man thrusts into the vagina forcefully, causing a "slapping" sound; often resulting in "carpet burns" from the pubic hair, or, "carpet."

There was so much carpet banging this weekend we needed Neosporin.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

ring ding

A woman who gives a little slap down on the head of a man's hard on.

She thinks his dick is funny; gives it a little ring ding before getting busy.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".

Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Down on the Muffin

Originally coined by Aerosmith, from the song, "Walk this Way" 1975.

You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffin'

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

carpet banger

noun

1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.

If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

puckered dumpling

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

meat handling

When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.

That was some serious meat handling!

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008