Ant's definitions

chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.

'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'

by ant December 5, 2007

photi

An aquarian animal with scales and fins.

PHotograph
wOmen
staTIon

ph-o-ti. phonetics darling!

He be sleepin' wit' da photi.

by Ant December 21, 2003

jahoobies

Those which is most sacred, cherished, and respected on the female body.
They often attract large crowds (see orgy) of male observers (see perverts) or male organs (see wangs). Also oftentimes licked or squeezed.

See also:
boobs
tits
jugs
dirty pillows
jumblies
knockers
bonerizers

Holy shit! Look at the jahoobies on that girl, Germ - That is A+ material!

by Ant November 11, 2003

The Harvey

The best school on the entire planet. Fuck Pent Valley, fuck Brock Hill, the shit is happening right here.

The Harvey rocks. Period.

by Ant April 23, 2005

laxative

One word:McDonald's.

Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.

by Ant February 18, 2004

irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.

'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'

by ant August 4, 2004

Yo cago en la leche de tu madre

I think this is a misquote, it should be 'Me cago en la leche que mamaste' which means "I shit in the milk that you suckled from your mother's breast"
Lovely expression, isn't it? (used widely as 'Me cago en la leche')
The above I have never heard, and anyway this is an English slang dictionary not an Eng - Span one.

Spanish speaker one: Acabo de romper tus gafas (I've just broken your glasses).
Spanish speaker two: Me cago en la leche que mamaste, cabróncete de mierda. (I shit in the milk you suckled from your mother's breast you shitty/fuckin'little bastard.

by ant July 18, 2004