Definitions by Anonymous938743

big black 

An African-American man of large build.

I'm suing Pizza Hut because they put BIGBLACK on my receipt instead of my name! Yeah, sure, I'm a big black guy, but I will still sue because I'm insecure!

big black by Anonymous938743 November 1, 2010

money laundering 

When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.

Don't forget to empty your pockets—you don't want to get arrested for money laundering.

money laundering by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010

Woodcock-Johnson 

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

Woodcock-Johnson by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010

noclip

An abusive admin's primary mode of transportation.

The enemy base is locked, and I don't feel like walking there. Noclip time!

noclip by Anonymous938743 May 13, 2010

’

What some buggy websites have instead of an apostrophe.

“I‚Äôm sorry, I cannot remotely access your computer. I‚Äôll have to inform your local IT team to come and resolve this problem. It‚Äôs 6am in your location and IT starts at 7am. They will come and fix it in an hour.”

’ by Anonymous938743 February 6, 2010

awesomeface 

That smiley you always see on the Internet. Search on Google Images to see the one I mean.

I wonder where the awesomeface came from...

awesomeface by Anonymous938743 October 13, 2009

tumah 

Not the most likely cause of a headache.

It's NOT a TUMAH!

tumah by Anonymous938743 September 10, 2009