Anonymous938743's definitions

‮

An invisible character that makes text after it appear backwards. Also known as U+202E.

‮I have typed this text normally, but it appears backwards.

by Anonymous938743 March 16, 2013

money laundering

When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.

Don't forget to empty your pockets—you don't want to get arrested for money laundering.

by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010

arrest baton

In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.

flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?

-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds

gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton

-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.

DetJohnKimble: sucker...

-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds

by Anonymous938743 September 7, 2009

I Am Rich

An application for the iPhone which costs $999.99 USD and does nothing but display a picture of a glowing red ruby and some text:

"I am rich
I deserv it sic

I am good,
healthy &
successful"

OMG did you see the new application for the iPhone that costs a thousand bucks? It's called "I Am Rich!" I'm gonna get it! IPHONE RULEZ!!!

by Anonymous938743 October 7, 2008

Woodcock-Johnson

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010

’

What some buggy websites have instead of an apostrophe.

“I‚Äôm sorry, I cannot remotely access your computer. I‚Äôll have to inform your local IT team to come and resolve this problem. It‚Äôs 6am in your location and IT starts at 7am. They will come and fix it in an hour.”

by Anonymous938743 February 6, 2010

big black

An African-American man of large build.

I'm suing Pizza Hut because they put BIGBLACK on my receipt instead of my name! Yeah, sure, I'm a big black guy, but I will still sue because I'm insecure!

by Anonymous938743 November 1, 2010