Anonymous938743's definitions

money laundering

When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.

Don't forget to empty your pockets—you don't want to get arrested for money laundering.

by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010

tl;dr

The world's shortest book report.

The teacher wanted me to write my opinion of the book, so I wrote "tl;dr" and turned it in. For some reason I got an F.

by Anonymous938743 June 19, 2013

awesomeface

That smiley you always see on the Internet. Search on Google Images to see the one I mean.

I wonder where the awesomeface came from...

by Anonymous938743 October 13, 2009

lollygagging

A very heinous crime in Skyrim. Guards make this quite clear.

No lollygagging.

by Anonymous938743 September 3, 2012

Woodcock-Johnson

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010

tumah

Not the most likely cause of a headache.

It's NOT a TUMAH!

by Anonymous938743 September 10, 2009

big black

An African-American man of large build.

I'm suing Pizza Hut because they put BIGBLACK on my receipt instead of my name! Yeah, sure, I'm a big black guy, but I will still sue because I'm insecure!

by Anonymous938743 November 1, 2010