16 definitions by Anonymous938743

Woodcock-Johnson

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010

‮

An invisible character that makes text after it appear backwards. Also known as U+202E.

‮I have typed this text normally, but it appears backwards.

by Anonymous938743 March 17, 2013

lollygagging

A very heinous crime in Skyrim. Guards make this quite clear.

No lollygagging.

by Anonymous938743 September 3, 2012

money laundering

When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.

Don't forget to empty your pockets—you don't want to get arrested for money laundering.

by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010

awesomeface

That smiley you always see on the Internet. Search on Google Images to see the one I mean.

I wonder where the awesomeface came from...

by Anonymous938743 October 13, 2009

morale

A popular topic of discussion among cats.

Morale! Morale! Morrrr-ALE!!!

by Anonymous938743 August 29, 2017

arrest baton

In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.

flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?

-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds

gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton

-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.

DetJohnKimble: sucker...

-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds

by Anonymous938743 September 7, 2009