beating the banana

A slang term for the act of masturbation.

I walked into my son's room yesterday and caught him beating the banana.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

Yeppoon

Yeppoon is a crappy small town in Queensland Australia. It is located east of the city of Rockhampton. Teens Predominently goto either St Ursulars college (all girls school for stuck up bitches and dykes, St Brendans(all boys school) for boarders and fags. Or Yeppoon High which consists of stoners, tryhards, preps, jocks and everything in between. Somtimes known as 'poon'.

A Day in the Life of the typical Yeppoon teen Dero(dropkick, stoner, bum)

Teen 1: 'Aww yea' cunt goin down poon' on the weekend to crack some skulls'

Teen 2: 'yea yea cunt' got any smokes?'

Teen 1: 'yea bro $4 each'

Teen 2: 'mad shit cuz ill take 10'

(Teen 1 goes out and buys 5 more packs of smokes)

by Anonymous June 18, 2006

Concussion

1.Mary's "crack up word"

2.To Mary: the worlds funniest word

ex.to stare Mary in the eyes and say CONCUSSION

by anonymous November 05, 2004

destroyrebuild

A white man fond of japanese culture. He is known to have homosexual tendencies. Also loves the cock.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

a short length of time

I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Hostile Intent

Ehem. August 1st has came and passed, no HI, WOW! isn't that just the weirdist thing :|. HI has only been in production since 1999, its 2003, and Half Life is somewhat dying. By the time HI comes out the HL engine will be outdated.

HI is a waste of time and energy, it has been revamped several times..

by Anonymous February 09, 2003

accel

someone who likes to suck cock

johnny sucking carlos cock

by Anonymous March 10, 2003