Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

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Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

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no homo

Said to show that you aren't gay after saying something that sounded gay.

Hay man, pass the nuts. No homo
I cornered him in my room and nailed him with a board. No homo

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

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Doker

DOH! Ker

Homer DOH! ker

by Anonymous May 04, 2003

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huevón

muchos significados:
- tipo, sujeto
- estúpido, imbécil, pendejo
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by Anonymous April 03, 2003

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Swastika

A symbol that used to stand for good things back in acient times. Then that dumbfucker Hitler had to used it to symbolize the Nazis. It has become a symbol of racial hatred and ovensiveness.

I hate all those asshole skinheads who tatoo a swastika on their arms. It's really just stupid.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

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