petteded

what you are after a pett has sex with you.
I got petteded last night
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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wanker

While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004
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Bippy-Twat

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Julianne Moore

Graemes love intrest. He has no chance.
Julian Moore looks like she's eighty.
by Anonymous April 02, 2003
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a skanky ass hoe

a gardening tool that was previously up someone's ass...no wait, that's STANKY ass hoe...my bad.
by Anonymous October 02, 2003
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DireStrike

A witty and ingenious fellow seen around the internet.
DireStrike is so cool. I love him.
by Anonymous October 03, 2003
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