Definitions by Anonymous

script kiddie 

A young hacker in dire need of a spanking

I found the script kiddie trying those denial of service attacks, got her account from her ISP, went to her house and spanked her good.

script kiddie by Anonymous October 8, 2002

wanna 

Term used by evil clowns that want you to stare into their dead lights.

Clown: Dontcha wanna?

wanna by Anonymous October 8, 2002

BIG KID

A child that uses Pull-Ups to potty train.

Parent: Pull up your Pull-Ups honey
Child: I'm a BIG KID now!

BIG KID by Anonymous October 8, 2002

bleavage 

Describes the rigorous bleating of sheep and rams when the sheep are in heat.

Damn! That's some serious bleavage coming from Farmer Bobs ranch. Those sheep must be real ornery.

bleavage by Anonymous October 8, 2002

skid mark 

Something left in ones underwear when their ass goblin doesn't do a good job.

No problem, my ass goblin will take care... aww shit, he aint doing his job!

skid mark by Anonymous October 8, 2002

spank 

1. A disciplinary measure for children whereby the child is striken on the bottocks, either bared or clothed, with either the hand or an implement such as a wooden spoon.
2. A fetish were but consenting adults strike each other on the butt to induce sexual pleasure.

Al: <spanks Sally>
Def. 1: Sally cries.
Def. 2: Sally moans with pleasure.

spank by Anonymous October 8, 2002

duck sick 

A phrase made up by a rapper to rhyme with a word in the previous line of the song. This is often necessary when the rapper foolishly uses a word that does not end in "o" like yo, ho, bro,... or "a" like nigga, rappa, gansta,... When leaving this collection of easily rhymed words, rap often degrades into Dr. Seus quality rhymes.

"But mister dopeman, dopeman, can I get a hit?"
No, hoe but you can get my duck sick...

duck sick by Anonymous October 8, 2002