mow the lawn

yam the cat

you mowed her lawn???...ur sick, man

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

rice burner

A japanese import car that burns high octane powdered rice instead of gasoline

Damn it smells like shrimp fried rice around here...whos driving the honda?

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

the camarilla

An organization dedicated to L.a.r.p. that is excellent in theory and less than stellar in actuality. Frequented by cheesmonkeys and incompetent St's.

"Dude, I'm going to a Camarilla game, want to come?"

"Uhm, no, I'm a real gamer. But thanks."

by Anonymous September 07, 2003

I feel you

syn. "I understand where you're coming from."

finals freaking you out? I feel you.

by Anonymous December 02, 2001

pee wees

young gangsters in a varrio

Pee Wees need to be checked by the O.G's

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

Doesn't it feel good to acctually learn something useful on Urbandictionary.com?

Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

no homo

Said to show that you aren't gay after saying something that sounded gay.

Hay man, pass the nuts. No homo
I cornered him in my room and nailed him with a board. No homo

by Anonymous October 21, 2003