goober

See wordloser/word.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Douche Bag

Someone who plays Morrowindand and reads in his room all the time with a goofy looking face.

Kyle youre defenitelythe smelly douche bag.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Freshman

Gay, Usually find them hanging out with people that are older then them so they can try to look cool. Although they will never be cool they are followers kind of like an annoying boyle on ur neck.

by Anonymous November 05, 2003

destro

big head

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

invigorating

state of mind one feels after high doses of drugs and too much consumation of alcholic beverages

Ashay: Wow that weed was fantastic. So was the beer.
James: Yes, it was invigorating.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

MTV

Music Television.

Channel that was launched on 8/1/1981 on cable. It used to show non-stop music videos and had 5 veejeays in the early 80s. The 80s and early 90s were pretty good for MTV, until it suddenly became more about teen issues than music. Now it's one of the dumbest channels out there.

If you want real music then watch VH1. Don't watch this shit on MTV.

by Anonymous July 07, 2003

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 06, 2004