Anonymous's definitions

bowels

The propper term for "Butt Cheeks."

I open my bowels in your general direction!

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

onion booty

a booty with hips that curve out similar to the curves of an onion small waist, fat ass.

damn from behind with that small waist shorty's ass looks like and onion.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

dodge

Dies On Day Guarantee Expires

Spit, Sputter, Sputter....freaking DODGE!

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

ROFLMAOWTIMEASIMP

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes and shit in my pants.

by Anonymous January 2, 2003

tubbylad

fat useless northern lap dancing homosexual shemale with no apparent morals or taste who does shadowy things for payment

oi u tubbylad get a proper fukin job

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

Arokh

The spork god. He created "New Spork", and made a holiday: "Sporkfest"

Guy 1: Oh my god! There's Arokh, the god of sporks!
Guy 2: Wow! I must go and get his autograph
Guy 1: Me too, let me get out my futuristic notepad (With spork rings, to hold the paper together)

by Anonymous February 19, 2005

Literacy

Having the ability and comprehension level enabling one to efficiently communicate with others within a specific profession.
However, a common misconception of this word defines it as having the ability to read with comprehension.

For example, a financial analyst does not have to be literate within the confines of working in the food industry, whereas a server or chef does not need the kind of literacy associated with working in the finance world.

by Anonymous January 14, 2004